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UKCANNAFARM'S ORGANICS <3.The Connoisseurs choice. Small artisan grows of the cleanest weed around.
Always 1st class.
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ALL ORDERS MADE WHILST NOT SINGED IN WILL BE CANCELLED. ONLY TRUSTED BUYERS CAN PURCHASE, MIN 10 FEEDBACK.
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3 posts
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Lets get philosophical
2 posts
+6 votes
ORGANIC OGKZ COMING SOON

ORGANIC OGKZ COMING SOON
Hey buds!
We will be back very soon with a very limited batch of Organic OGKZ (OG Kush X Zkittlez) which is a very smooth, clean smoke with a very moreish sweetness. This grow is about as medicinal as you can get with its super clean ash. I can't wait to share it with you!
I now also stock another local buddys wares which are UKCanna approved growing methods start to finish. These are not organic strains but still extremely clean weed that has been long flushed.
Big love to all my old and new friends on here x
We will be back very soon with a very limited batch of Organic OGKZ (OG Kush X Zkittlez) which is a very smooth, clean smoke with a very moreish sweetness. This grow is about as medicinal as you can get with its super clean ash. I can't wait to share it with you!
I now also stock another local buddys wares which are UKCanna approved growing methods start to finish. These are not organic strains but still extremely clean weed that has been long flushed.
Big love to all my old and new friends on here x

Hello my dude! I hope the world is good with you. Thanks to LB's lack of timestamp I can't tell if this an old post. Is this crop on the near horizon? :)

2 posts
+2 votes

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Levit8
Where is my order? Since 15th march

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Levit8
Where is my order? Since 15th march
I’ve sent you a couple of private messages but you won’t reply so maybe you might see this. I ordered from super Hans after I placed my order with you and I received my order from super Hans promptly. Yours has not arrived. Once again let me know

Hello there, as I said in the messages which I was responding to in a very timely manner. Your package was definitely sent on the day I stated. I can't let you know what's going on as when it leaves my hands its up to Royal mail to get it to wherever you are.

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+1 votes
HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY! 1 EXTRA GRAM FREE ON ALL ORDERS.

HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY! 1 EXTRA GRAM FREE ON ALL ORDERS.
ALL ORDERS MADE TODAY 17/03/2021
WILL GET 1 GRAM EXTRA TO CELEBRATE ST PADDYS DAY!! BIG LOVE X
DRINK A GUINNESS AND BE MERRY.
WILL GET 1 GRAM EXTRA TO CELEBRATE ST PADDYS DAY!! BIG LOVE X
DRINK A GUINNESS AND BE MERRY.

2 posts
+10 votes
ORGANIC GORILLA COOKIES NOW LIVE :D

ORGANIC GORILLA COOKIES NOW LIVE :D
OWWWIEEEEEEE. BACK WITH A BANG.
THIS TIME SOME BEAUTIFUL GORILLA COOKIES.
YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THE CLEANEST SMOKE ON LB, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, COME TRY IT :)
THIS TIME SOME BEAUTIFUL GORILLA COOKIES.
YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THE CLEANEST SMOKE ON LB, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, COME TRY IT :)

If you see this can you please upvote it so I can try get back on the wall? thanks guys!x

1 post
+3 votes
Pre rolls & THC Coconut Oil Canna Caps now live :D

Pre rolls & THC Coconut Oil Canna Caps now live :D
Pre rolls and thc coconut oil caps for all those lazy Sunday drivers. Big love

2 posts
+26 votes
Upvote to get back on the wall please!?

Upvote to get back on the wall please!?
Hey guys, If you have bought from me before and were please with my service can you do me a solid and upvote this post to get me back on the wall? thank you! Big love x
Zkittlez incoming shortly!!
Zkittlez incoming shortly!!

1 post
+4 votes
Lower lockdown prices :D

Lower lockdown prices :D
Hey buds!
I lowered my prices back down as promised!
I also have Zkittlez back in stock, same as my last batch as I flowered my mother.
Take care everyone and stay safe. Big love!
I lowered my prices back down as promised!
I also have Zkittlez back in stock, same as my last batch as I flowered my mother.
Take care everyone and stay safe. Big love!

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+5 votes
Back on the wall!?

Back on the wall!?
Hey guys! Not sure why I've been taken off the wall. Maybe for my raffle that wasn't allowed (my bad). Can you guys help me get back on the wall!? thanks loads, big love xx

1 post
+2 votes
UKCANNAFARMS NYE £5 RAFFLE - PRIZE 7G GREEN CRACK!!

UKCANNAFARMS NYE £5 RAFFLE - PRIZE 7G GREEN CRACK!!
4 posts
+6 votes
PLEASE HELP! REWARD!!

PLEASE HELP! REWARD!!
Guys I need your help. Just waiting on transaxe getting back to me.
Yesterday, I accidentally sent one of my customers some bitcoin. ( I must of accidentally clicked there address and my bloody wallet auto copies.) Not a huge amount but enough to annoyed about.
I've narrowed it down to a few users but it's awfully confusing pinpointing it on transaxe so waiting for them to confirm the wallet address.
Just wondering if it was you and you see this please let me know. I will reward you for its safe return in weed, pre rolls and thc coconut oil caps.
thank you!!
Yesterday, I accidentally sent one of my customers some bitcoin. ( I must of accidentally clicked there address and my bloody wallet auto copies.) Not a huge amount but enough to annoyed about.
I've narrowed it down to a few users but it's awfully confusing pinpointing it on transaxe so waiting for them to confirm the wallet address.
Just wondering if it was you and you see this please let me know. I will reward you for its safe return in weed, pre rolls and thc coconut oil caps.
thank you!!

6 posts
+7.5 votes
FREE PRE ROLL - GREEN CRACK***

FREE PRE ROLL - GREEN CRACK***
THE NEXT 10 ORDERS TO COME IN 2G AND OVER WILL COME WITH A FREE GREEN CRACK PRE ROLL.

Never say that! Give me a message when you next order bud and i'll see what I can do for you!! NO REGRATS!

29 posts
+83.2 votes
Devastated...

Devastated...
Hi buds,
I'm not quite sure what's happened but I think my software wallet got phished. I have lost damn almost everything i've ever made on here and i'm devastated. Literally gutted typing this.
I'm seriously considering packing all of this in as i'm struggling to get over how much time i've lost on grows and packing, the risk never mind the money but im up to my eyes in debt so its fucked and wondering if online is worth it for me.
The next few days are going to be pretty difficult for me processing whats happened. I genuinely think i'm going to have to go to a forest and eat mushrooms or something.
I genuinely am so happy I still have all my reviews on here and knowing I helped good people with weed they enjoyed that I grew. I'm just lucky i've still got that cause everything feels fucked right now. Big love guys
I'm not quite sure what's happened but I think my software wallet got phished. I have lost damn almost everything i've ever made on here and i'm devastated. Literally gutted typing this.
I'm seriously considering packing all of this in as i'm struggling to get over how much time i've lost on grows and packing, the risk never mind the money but im up to my eyes in debt so its fucked and wondering if online is worth it for me.
The next few days are going to be pretty difficult for me processing whats happened. I genuinely think i'm going to have to go to a forest and eat mushrooms or something.
I genuinely am so happy I still have all my reviews on here and knowing I helped good people with weed they enjoyed that I grew. I'm just lucky i've still got that cause everything feels fucked right now. Big love guys

Aw guys. Overwhelmed reading this. I should have look at this earlier, it definitely would have helped. Jesus the first few days were tough, I couldn't eat or sleep or even smoke weed. I've been microdosing mushrooms that I was luckily able to pick from my own garden, they really really helped. And i'm back, i'm over it. It was just part of the process and I know when bad things happen to me it's because something better is always on the horizon. so thank you universe, you sick sick bastard.
I love you all. No joke, thank you. The past year or so had been really really tough on my mental health (besides rona) and running this shop gave me purpose again.
I just wish I could do it legally.
With regards to what happened, I really don't want to get into it to be honest i'm still not entirely sure but im over it. but my messages/passwords were not compromised, everything gets deleted or stored in my brain. I'm now looking at a hardware wallet now and i'll be setting up a new address on here.
Right I'm for a reason, money does grow on trees, my people need their organic medicine and i'm not gonna recoup my loss by sitting around feeling sorry for myself so here we go.
The long awaited DURBAN POISON will be live tomorrow. I flowered all my mothers and they have been taking there sweet sweet time to finish (literally about a month longer than expected, shakes fist lol). I'm trimming it as we speak and will have photos tomorrow. This smoke is definitely for the oldschool heads. Pure Sativa, not too crazy on the THC a real breakfast smoke, I say this because i've been hitting bongs of it with breakfast xD I love life again peoples, I can't let money control me, i'm fucking blessed to be alive and thats some real shit, my lifes beautiful and everyday I show gratitude for it.
I was hoping a favour. I'd love to get this listed now but it's gotta cure in the jar for a week at least. I let it dry out in the soil for a week, then dry hung it for a week before the chop so it's gorgeous already, but, it still does need that kilner cure.
Once i'm aware of weight, which should be at least 3/4 ounces she was a huge girl.
I'm going to list it as a **PRE ORDER** to be shipped out in a week or so when the cure is ready, i'll give live updates on here. Due to coin being held for 16 days on here it will give me a leg up getting back in the game before christmas. After that should be Green Crack, Purple Punch, Zkittlez & Blue Dream in that order. All 1 larger plant batches.
If this is something people would like to see me do with other strains due to demand and me usually running out, well, i'd love that but understand if you want to get high rightaway, because, don't we all!
I'd also strongly consider, as mentioning by someone below, taking initial investments on grows, or deposits coming up to the end of grows. Hell, i'll even grow strains or a set number of plants for you and drip feed you your own stock from your initial deposit. Anything to make this work, I love growing, I love my customers. thank you!
BIG LOVE AND THANK YOU. YOU ARE MY WORLD XXX
I love you all. No joke, thank you. The past year or so had been really really tough on my mental health (besides rona) and running this shop gave me purpose again.
I just wish I could do it legally.
With regards to what happened, I really don't want to get into it to be honest i'm still not entirely sure but im over it. but my messages/passwords were not compromised, everything gets deleted or stored in my brain. I'm now looking at a hardware wallet now and i'll be setting up a new address on here.
Right I'm for a reason, money does grow on trees, my people need their organic medicine and i'm not gonna recoup my loss by sitting around feeling sorry for myself so here we go.
The long awaited DURBAN POISON will be live tomorrow. I flowered all my mothers and they have been taking there sweet sweet time to finish (literally about a month longer than expected, shakes fist lol). I'm trimming it as we speak and will have photos tomorrow. This smoke is definitely for the oldschool heads. Pure Sativa, not too crazy on the THC a real breakfast smoke, I say this because i've been hitting bongs of it with breakfast xD I love life again peoples, I can't let money control me, i'm fucking blessed to be alive and thats some real shit, my lifes beautiful and everyday I show gratitude for it.
I was hoping a favour. I'd love to get this listed now but it's gotta cure in the jar for a week at least. I let it dry out in the soil for a week, then dry hung it for a week before the chop so it's gorgeous already, but, it still does need that kilner cure.
Once i'm aware of weight, which should be at least 3/4 ounces she was a huge girl.
I'm going to list it as a **PRE ORDER** to be shipped out in a week or so when the cure is ready, i'll give live updates on here. Due to coin being held for 16 days on here it will give me a leg up getting back in the game before christmas. After that should be Green Crack, Purple Punch, Zkittlez & Blue Dream in that order. All 1 larger plant batches.
If this is something people would like to see me do with other strains due to demand and me usually running out, well, i'd love that but understand if you want to get high rightaway, because, don't we all!
I'd also strongly consider, as mentioning by someone below, taking initial investments on grows, or deposits coming up to the end of grows. Hell, i'll even grow strains or a set number of plants for you and drip feed you your own stock from your initial deposit. Anything to make this work, I love growing, I love my customers. thank you!
BIG LOVE AND THANK YOU. YOU ARE MY WORLD XXX

Hey there:) I've just read this after putting my first lb order in. Glad i ended up choosing you after seeing this. Looking forward to receiving first of many deliveries I hope! Cheers x

Welcome back mate, not sure this will be my cup of tea but I’m gunna put in a order for a gram to try it out. The Zkittlez you had was excellent.

DURBAN POISON PRE SALE LINK ABOVE.
PLEASE USE THAT LINK SO I GET THE COMMISSION.
PHOTOS WILL GO UP AT SOME POINT TOMORROW.
THANK YOU X
PLEASE USE THAT LINK SO I GET THE COMMISSION.
PHOTOS WILL GO UP AT SOME POINT TOMORROW.
THANK YOU X

Hey mate - I am so sorry to hear this, that’s absolutely shit, really terrible. You’ve been such a positive force on LB it doesn’t sit right with me at all. You’ve been a great edition to LB and I think you’d be sadly missed if you left, but I would understand if you did. Gonna top up your tip jar now mate. Again I’m really sorry bro, but you’re a top guy and I know you’ve got that good energy to come out the other side bigger and badder!

Money, they can take away..or steal..The important thing.is: Only you have your system of UKCannaFarm....and only you know which steps to keep, and lockdown..! The LB community is rallying.....
See you at the Top......
See you at the Top......

We don't know each other but private message me if there is anything I could help you out with.
Really sad to hear this bad news.
Hardware wallet I think, as you have me thinking about my own security.
You will bounce back
Really sad to hear this bad news.
Hardware wallet I think, as you have me thinking about my own security.
You will bounce back

My first purchase on Lb was with yourself and the 'Grade' A service convinced me Lb was a decent place to aquire herbal happiness. Take some time to assess whats happened and learn from whats gone wrong so that you can protect yourself in the future. Good luck Bud hopefully this bullshit dosent keep you down.

Oh man, that is absolutely brutal :( I'm so sorry to hear that. You seem like a nice dude too, that sucks.
Have you regained security over your wallet or is it still compromised? How do you think this has happened, did you become complacent and click on a phishing website or use a public network or even have a virus in your device? I am sure other users would be keen in knowing so they can avoid the same happening to them.
I know it is not much consolation but look at it this way, it's not like you lost your stash and cash because you got caught with it in the street which I'm sure feels a whole lot worse. You will live to fight another day.!
Hope you make it back to your feet mate!
Have you regained security over your wallet or is it still compromised? How do you think this has happened, did you become complacent and click on a phishing website or use a public network or even have a virus in your device? I am sure other users would be keen in knowing so they can avoid the same happening to them.
I know it is not much consolation but look at it this way, it's not like you lost your stash and cash because you got caught with it in the street which I'm sure feels a whole lot worse. You will live to fight another day.!
Hope you make it back to your feet mate!

Sorry to hear that pal, hope it all works out for you. Any security tips for securing your wallets ?

That’s shit at anytime Bro, keep up the good work and believe that things can only get better. Take care ????

Really sorry to hear that. When people make so much effort to supply weed to there customers with such Passion and make a few pound this is shocking. The sooner weed is legalised the better where people who are making a living don't get ripped off.

Really sorry to hear this has happened to you dude. As my first buy on LB, I was really glad to be a customer of yours and I hope you can find a way to bounce back from this! You're clearly one of the good guys on here and care about doing things right.

Wow really sorry to hear this bro. My first order on here was for your first bit of Zkittlez and the way you dealt with everything really put my mind at ease ordering on here. Really hope you can get back up on your feet.

I'm afraid all I can offer is sympathy and suggest you check out coinfirm ( google coinfirm,reclaim lost crypto) a friend told me they helped him out in similar circumstances. No idea if they can help you,but If it were me,I'd be e mailing them right about now. Much luck with it,man.

Really sorry to hear that man.
Was impressed with your Zkittles and have been waiting to see what was up next.
Looks like you have plenty of love and support here on LB which wont bring the cash back but shows youre a stand up guy and are doing it right.
Hoping to order again soon mate!
Was impressed with your Zkittles and have been waiting to see what was up next.
Looks like you have plenty of love and support here on LB which wont bring the cash back but shows youre a stand up guy and are doing it right.
Hoping to order again soon mate!

Change all your passwords, malware scan, use different hardware wallet/bitcoin wallet.
If your in debt then selling weed is best/quickest way to get back on your feet, its almost christmas so could be busiest time of the year for you
Really sorry for your loss, devastating as it seems you can bounce back from this
Keep the faith
If your in debt then selling weed is best/quickest way to get back on your feet, its almost christmas so could be busiest time of the year for you
Really sorry for your loss, devastating as it seems you can bounce back from this
Keep the faith

I've only just read this...I'm so, so sorry to hear what's happened.
You're clearly an amazing person, I hope this is just a step you can overcome and carry on all the better for it.
Thank you for giving me your guidance and assurance, I really hope you continue with your work.
Loadsa love. (◕ᴗ◕✿) xxx
You're clearly an amazing person, I hope this is just a step you can overcome and carry on all the better for it.
Thank you for giving me your guidance and assurance, I really hope you continue with your work.
Loadsa love. (◕ᴗ◕✿) xxx

Damn man, sorry to hear that. I'd definitely like to buy off you but I need to get some bitcoins and work all this shit out. Noob. Hopefully be able to do business at some point.

Check the output transactions, if there are no output transactions and you still have access to your private keys, use an another wallet (like coinomi or invest in an hardware wallet) and send all your BTC to a new wallet asap.
If there are output transactions, then sorry, but you can't do nothing, as BTC transactions are irreversible (only if more than 51% of the nodes would agree to reverse to a previous block height, for you, you would have your BTC back)
I'm sorry for your lost, but you can move forward, just invest in a good hardware wallet and keep selling, don't look back, what's lost is lost, pointless and dangerous for the mind to think about the loss.
If there are output transactions, then sorry, but you can't do nothing, as BTC transactions are irreversible (only if more than 51% of the nodes would agree to reverse to a previous block height, for you, you would have your BTC back)
I'm sorry for your lost, but you can move forward, just invest in a good hardware wallet and keep selling, don't look back, what's lost is lost, pointless and dangerous for the mind to think about the loss.

this is a right of passage don't let it get the best of you. ive lost passwords been hacked and had disks fail. but ive also ridden the wave of a lifetime. hang in there.

This is awful! Im very sorry to hear it.
Does anyone know how something like this could happen and any extra measures to take to prevent it?
Not that i have anything to nick, wouldnt be worth their hourly rate.
I wish you luck and hope you can resolve somehow
Does anyone know how something like this could happen and any extra measures to take to prevent it?
Not that i have anything to nick, wouldnt be worth their hourly rate.
I wish you luck and hope you can resolve somehow

Gutted to hear that mate. Keep your chin up there is a way out of any dark place I've been in a few financially and otherwise. In the cold light of day maybe having a solid reputation on here could be a god send if you think this is still viable. I'd say grow as a hobby as we all do/did..don't chase what you lost just see what surplus you end up with and I've seen myself the quality is there. You'll be missed on here if you pack it in but on a wider level look after yourself mate and think over what's next.

really sorry to hear that mate, you do great work and I'm always on the lookout for a post/item update from you
whatever you decide to do moving forward, take care of yourself
whatever you decide to do moving forward, take care of yourself

That’s what I would be scared of happening to me also as crypto is even more in the imagination of people than traceable money. Sorry to hear this though. All the best for the future, the only way is up;)

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+7 votes
BLUE DREAM , GREEN CRACK, PURPLE PUNCH OUT NOW**

BLUE DREAM , GREEN CRACK, PURPLE PUNCH OUT NOW**
OH YEAHHHH, BACK FROM CHRISTMAS LIVE AND KICKING AND FEELING FINEEEEE. ALL THESE DELICIOUS STRAINS NOW AVAILABLE FOR POSTING TUESDAY. SMALL AMOUNTS ALWAYS SELLS OUT FAST SO GET IN QUICK.
BE MERRY, LOVE EACH OTHER X
BE MERRY, LOVE EACH OTHER X

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+4 votes
DURBAN POISON ALMOST SOLD OUT - AMAZING REVIEWS

DURBAN POISON ALMOST SOLD OUT - AMAZING REVIEWS
YOOO GUESS WHO'S BACK... BACK AGAIN. CANNAS BACK, TELL SOME FRIENDS. GUESS WHO'S BACK GUESS WHO'S BACK GUESS WHO'S BACK NANAANAAAA.
And the reviews are trickling in of everyone who wants to hug me and tell me i'm pretty for my beautiful weed.
There is only about a halfo left of smaller-ish buds (I'll weigh all bags fat, I always do anyway xD), buy today to avoid appointment as its gonna be gone!!!
UKCannaFarms got love you for you all,make sure you absorb that shit and spread it around.Have you been outside today? No? shit go spend some time in nature with a fatty, life's beautiful.
peace
And the reviews are trickling in of everyone who wants to hug me and tell me i'm pretty for my beautiful weed.
There is only about a halfo left of smaller-ish buds (I'll weigh all bags fat, I always do anyway xD), buy today to avoid appointment as its gonna be gone!!!
UKCannaFarms got love you for you all,make sure you absorb that shit and spread it around.Have you been outside today? No? shit go spend some time in nature with a fatty, life's beautiful.
peace

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+1 votes
DURBAN POISON NOW SHIPPED <3

DURBAN POISON NOW SHIPPED <3
Thanks for all the amazing messages, it helped me through my hard times. It's only made me stronger so now i'm thankful for it. Big love, especially to you guys having a hard time out there. Love yourself. Love life.

3 posts
+7 votes
ANONYMOUS ORDER PLEASE CONTACT 29/10

ANONYMOUS ORDER PLEASE CONTACT 29/10
Hello, someone just made an anonymous order at 17.30 - 29/10 and I need to contact them about their name supplied. Please contact me. thanks

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+1 votes
FRISIAN DEW SOLD OUT** LAST OF THE ZKITTLEZ.

FRISIAN DEW SOLD OUT** LAST OF THE ZKITTLEZ.
HEY YOUUU GUYYSS.
We are now sold out of our Frisian Dew. Thank you! All orders will be shipped first thing tomorrow.
We'e also down to the last few 2gs of our famous Zkittlez. Who said it was famous? Well, I did just now. Please don't watch this sell out and then message me asking me for some because I shed tears when that happens and I prefer being happy and that's a whole mess nobody wants, thank you...
Once i'm out of Zkittlez I'll be taking a break for a few weeks or so before returning again with some of that tasty organic goodness.
Big love
We are now sold out of our Frisian Dew. Thank you! All orders will be shipped first thing tomorrow.
We'e also down to the last few 2gs of our famous Zkittlez. Who said it was famous? Well, I did just now. Please don't watch this sell out and then message me asking me for some because I shed tears when that happens and I prefer being happy and that's a whole mess nobody wants, thank you...
Once i'm out of Zkittlez I'll be taking a break for a few weeks or so before returning again with some of that tasty organic goodness.
Big love

5 posts
+12.5 votes

by
Hendon89
Zkittles Organic Grown - Indica Review

by
Hendon89
Zkittles Organic Grown - Indica Review

Zkittles organic grown - indica:
I attatched a picture of one of the buds i recieved. Overall i recieved a generous 7g definately. The buds are beautiful and seem to have been cured brilliantly, i grow myself so i know the processess.
Im a heavy everyday smoker so this didnt put me on my arse. That being said i look at all my weed under microscopes because of my tolerance; this beautiful example was coated in trichomes that were not damaged by clumsy hands. Lovely taste and left me feeling nice and relaxed in the evening, slept well. ??
Ratings:
Service - 10/10
Comms - 10/10
Delivery - 10/10
Looks - 9/10
Taste - 9/10
Potency - 7/10
I have to stress i am a heavy smoker, so potency score may be different for someone else and also i am making this review because i messed up when ordering, would definately reccomend and will be trying some of your other flavours!
I attatched a picture of one of the buds i recieved. Overall i recieved a generous 7g definately. The buds are beautiful and seem to have been cured brilliantly, i grow myself so i know the processess.
Im a heavy everyday smoker so this didnt put me on my arse. That being said i look at all my weed under microscopes because of my tolerance; this beautiful example was coated in trichomes that were not damaged by clumsy hands. Lovely taste and left me feeling nice and relaxed in the evening, slept well. ??
Ratings:
Service - 10/10
Comms - 10/10
Delivery - 10/10
Looks - 9/10
Taste - 9/10
Potency - 7/10
I have to stress i am a heavy smoker, so potency score may be different for someone else and also i am making this review because i messed up when ordering, would definately reccomend and will be trying some of your other flavours!

Thank you so much for this bud! It is extremely appreciated!! Glad you enjoy it bud. take care!
Ps zkittlez can knock me back a bit so they must call you ironlung round your parts xD
Ps zkittlez can knock me back a bit so they must call you ironlung round your parts xD

I'm the same atm because I've not been able to work through lock down. I've grown b4 and defo will be again, I'm hoping once I'm back to my normal routine I'll no be smoking as much so my bank balance will thank me lol...

2 posts
+5 votes
1 Day delay. Apologies!

1 Day delay. Apologies!
Hey guys,
I messaged everyone but just in case.
Due to a large influx in orders over the weekend I didn't get quite all of Sundays and Mondays orders out as I ran out of packaging. This arrived last night and the rest of the backlog will be sent out this morning. I have weighed all orders a little fat as per usual anyway :) super sorry on the delay and thanks for ordering :D
Big love
I messaged everyone but just in case.
Due to a large influx in orders over the weekend I didn't get quite all of Sundays and Mondays orders out as I ran out of packaging. This arrived last night and the rest of the backlog will be sent out this morning. I have weighed all orders a little fat as per usual anyway :) super sorry on the delay and thanks for ordering :D
Big love

Forgot to date this! posted 27/10/2020
Still working through our backlog but majority of packages got shipped today! Next lot out first thing. Thanks so much in advance and super apologies to anyone who may received a day or two delay. big love
Still working through our backlog but majority of packages got shipped today! Next lot out first thing. Thanks so much in advance and super apologies to anyone who may received a day or two delay. big love

1 post
+2 votes
FRISIAN DEW LIVE*** Sun 25/10

FRISIAN DEW LIVE*** Sun 25/10
Check it out! Frisian Dew from Dutch Passion Seeds. This one is a real interesting smoke all across the board. Super Skunk X Purple Star perfect Indica Sativa 50/50 blend for those all day smokers. More strain info on link.
There's only about an Oz or so available so please be quick to avoid disappointment.
Please buy from link attached :) thank you!
Big love!
There's only about an Oz or so available so please be quick to avoid disappointment.
Please buy from link attached :) thank you!
Big love!

1 post
+2 votes
BIG LOVE FOR ALL THE ORDERS AND AMAZING REVIEWS :D :D

BIG LOVE FOR ALL THE ORDERS AND AMAZING REVIEWS :D :D
Thanks for all the new orders on our organic Zkittlez guys! All the reviews are starting to land and I am over the moon with all the kind words and PMs to say the least.
If you we thinking of ordering please check out the reviews :D
Big love!
If you we thinking of ordering please check out the reviews :D
Big love!

1 post
+2.2 votes
ZKITTLEZ NOW LIVE** FREE RAWS 19/10

ZKITTLEZ NOW LIVE** FREE RAWS 19/10
NEW BATCH OF ZKITTLEZ UP! EXTRA HASHY KINDA CHEESY ZKITTLEZ PHENO. SUPER TASTY CLEAN WHITE ASH WEED.
PLEASE ORDER THROUGH MY LINK ATTACHED HERE :D
FIRST TEN ORDERS GET A FREE PACK OF RAWS SINGLES AS A WE'RE BACK THANK YOU. BIG LOVE x
PLEASE ORDER THROUGH MY LINK ATTACHED HERE :D
FIRST TEN ORDERS GET A FREE PACK OF RAWS SINGLES AS A WE'RE BACK THANK YOU. BIG LOVE x

1 post
+2 votes
UKCF IS BACK :D ZKITTLEZ DROP TONIGHT 19/10/20

UKCF IS BACK :D ZKITTLEZ DROP TONIGHT 19/10/20
Yooo my lovely biggas we will be back this evening with a new big batch of our famous ZKITTLEZ. In my opion much frostier and tastier than before! Will give full review later. See you guys soon.
Big love! UKCannaFarm x
Big love! UKCannaFarm x

4 posts
+6 votes
SO MUCH SHAKE!?!?

SO MUCH SHAKE!?!?
Right guys i'm torn on what to do here.
I have a big fuck off bag will all the trim and shake from all my strains i've been lazily hoarding.
Do we want bubble hash or do we want brownies!?
keep her well baked whatever the score, it's all love.
I have a big fuck off bag will all the trim and shake from all my strains i've been lazily hoarding.
Do we want bubble hash or do we want brownies!?
keep her well baked whatever the score, it's all love.

Personally, I'd say cook with it :) turn it into your own personal little stash of edibles. Oils/butters/sugars ....It's so rewarding

Get a 100 micron circle sieve for about 20 quid and bang out some a grade hash. bubble hash is going to yeild more but its a messy job and the end product looks good but smokes harsh unless you go for a extra long cure.
dry trim hash no cure needed
dry trim hash no cure needed

6 posts
+12 votes
HUGE DROP TOMO!! LOADS OF NEW STRAINS.

HUGE DROP TOMO!! LOADS OF NEW STRAINS.
We have a few strains finishing their cure tomorrow! We give them a couple extra weeks to be sure! owwieeee.
BIG BANG / CRITICAL ORANGE PUNCH / JACK HERER / GLUE GELATO / BLUE DREAM
All natural all organic beauties. Only one plant per strain was grown so very small amounts available. I have been smoking them all and will try give a good review on each (lol it gets a bit difficult differentiating after a while but i've tried to do it on seperate days so i'm on point). Price range will vary but we're going to have some affordable ones in there as well as smaller 2g options.
Keep an eye out and big love!! x
BIG BANG / CRITICAL ORANGE PUNCH / JACK HERER / GLUE GELATO / BLUE DREAM
All natural all organic beauties. Only one plant per strain was grown so very small amounts available. I have been smoking them all and will try give a good review on each (lol it gets a bit difficult differentiating after a while but i've tried to do it on seperate days so i'm on point). Price range will vary but we're going to have some affordable ones in there as well as smaller 2g options.
Keep an eye out and big love!! x

GOT BIG BANG, GLUE GELATO AND CRITICAL ORANGE PUNCH LOADED. BACK TOMORROW WITH BLUE DREAM AND JACK HERER TO ADD TO THE MIX. NEW LOWER PRICES :D

LOADING THESE ON NOW! SORRY FOR THE WAIT BEEN DRINKING AND GETTING HIGH ALL DAY... KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND... BIG LOVE XX

1 post
+1 votes
SOLD OUT****** BACK SOON, BIG LOVE! X

SOLD OUT****** BACK SOON, BIG LOVE! X
You bunch of lovely bastards i'm all out on this round.
Back real soon :)
Back real soon :)

19 posts
+63 votes
REVIEWS: STOP EXPLAINING PACKAGE SECURITY

REVIEWS: STOP EXPLAINING PACKAGE SECURITY
HEY GUYS. FIRSTLY I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THE ALL THE ORDERS. BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP EXPLAINING IN THE REVIEWS AND TAKING PICTURES OF HOW THE BUD WAS SENT. THIS HAS HAPPENED 3 TIMES NOW. THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE ON HERE. IT IS A SECURITY BREACH. POSTIES AND POLICE AND KNOWN TO MONITOR THESE SITES FOR JUST THIS.
KEEP US SAFE. KEEP THIS SECRET. KEEP IT GOING.
NOW IF YOU'VE BAITED ME UP OR ANOTHER VENDOR WITH YOUR REVIEW ON THEIR POSTAGE TACTICS DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND GO EDIT IT NOW.
BIG LOVE x
KEEP US SAFE. KEEP THIS SECRET. KEEP IT GOING.
NOW IF YOU'VE BAITED ME UP OR ANOTHER VENDOR WITH YOUR REVIEW ON THEIR POSTAGE TACTICS DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND GO EDIT IT NOW.
BIG LOVE x

PS NOW I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. I'M GETTING SO MUCH LOVE IN THE DM'S BUT BARELY ANYONE IS LEAVING FEEDBACK.
COME ON BRAH, SHOW A LITTLE TEGRIDY FOR YOUR VENDORS.
ALSO EASE UP ON THE HARSHER FEEDBACK A LIL BIT AMIGOS. BESIDES THE FAKE REVIEWS. I'M GETTING TOLD THINGS LIKE I LOST A POINT FOR IT TAKING 3 DAYS, WELL YOU SOME COLD HEARTED MFs, I TELL YOU.. OR LOST A POINT FOR 'GB' INSTEAD OF 'UK'. THE MARKET DOES THAT AUTOMATICALLY. I MANUALLY CHANGE IT AS WELL AS EVERYONES LOWER CASE AND BAD TYPING. DAYUM SON JUST TYPE IT PERFECT FOR ME SO I CAN JUST PRINT THE SHIT OUT ALL NICE.
I digress. and has eased off the caps. Blame the coffee and Blue Dream...
Anyway still packing orders as you make them. Get them in, plan ahead your smoking today!!
Big love x
COME ON BRAH, SHOW A LITTLE TEGRIDY FOR YOUR VENDORS.
ALSO EASE UP ON THE HARSHER FEEDBACK A LIL BIT AMIGOS. BESIDES THE FAKE REVIEWS. I'M GETTING TOLD THINGS LIKE I LOST A POINT FOR IT TAKING 3 DAYS, WELL YOU SOME COLD HEARTED MFs, I TELL YOU.. OR LOST A POINT FOR 'GB' INSTEAD OF 'UK'. THE MARKET DOES THAT AUTOMATICALLY. I MANUALLY CHANGE IT AS WELL AS EVERYONES LOWER CASE AND BAD TYPING. DAYUM SON JUST TYPE IT PERFECT FOR ME SO I CAN JUST PRINT THE SHIT OUT ALL NICE.
I digress. and has eased off the caps. Blame the coffee and Blue Dream...
Anyway still packing orders as you make them. Get them in, plan ahead your smoking today!!
Big love x

Shit! I sent a photo of the packaging on messenger... sorry about that, i have just deleted it!

I've had this happen to me too.
To be clear ONLY POST PICTURES OF THE WEED, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE PLEASE. Also leave the stealth descriptions alone, there's no need, just say it's good or bad.
There should be a set of site rules sent out to everyone as soon as they sign up and this should be at the top. It puts everyone in danger.
Cheers BB
To be clear ONLY POST PICTURES OF THE WEED, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE PLEASE. Also leave the stealth descriptions alone, there's no need, just say it's good or bad.
There should be a set of site rules sent out to everyone as soon as they sign up and this should be at the top. It puts everyone in danger.
Cheers BB

Might not be a bad idea actually buddy. Or maybe in the follow up message after sales.
I assumed it was common sense and to be fair it only happens rarely but when it does it's such a "wtf?" moment! What are they thinking?
I agree with you about naivety, also sometimes people forget this is still illegal and revert to the same mindset they have when they're leaving a review on Amazon about a pair of trainers. Doh.
Take care mate and hope you're well.
Cheers BB
I assumed it was common sense and to be fair it only happens rarely but when it does it's such a "wtf?" moment! What are they thinking?
I agree with you about naivety, also sometimes people forget this is still illegal and revert to the same mindset they have when they're leaving a review on Amazon about a pair of trainers. Doh.
Take care mate and hope you're well.
Cheers BB

Didn't know the police would monitor these sites. I hope mine doesn't get intercepted. I would usually get it today but hopefully it will arrive tomorrow. Got me on edge now!

you're thinking into it a bit much bud. you'll be alright I wouldn't worry. it's just preventing such things from happening.

I think it's just a mix between excitement and naivety dude. loads of new guys learning the ropes. we all know what it felt like to first had bud land xD. Big up the newbies, welcome. Do some research on security, browse posts, view ratings, buy a few samples and stay safe. lets all keep this going together!
Invite your friends, lets grow!!
Invite your friends, lets grow!!

How do I change my username cos it is the same as my poker username... don't want to be traced.

Make a new account dude. Or speak to the admin here in 'help'. also don't identify where the other username is being used lol

1 post
+2 votes
BLUE DREAM NOW SOLD OUT. RUNNING LOW ON STOCK!

BLUE DREAM NOW SOLD OUT. RUNNING LOW ON STOCK!
Damn son you missed a beauty. I didnt figure the weights correctly so I fucked myself over and barely got any of this one ha.
Be quick and grab something else as i'm running low. All the bud is gorgeously clean, strength can vary for an organic grow but all are above average. Also what you'll notice with clean weed, is that the high is always going to more balanced Taste / smell/ bud/ bag appeal is 8+ across the board with us. That's me being critical as well.
Blue dream will be back again real soon ;)
Anyway if you read this, thank you and enjoy yourself. enjoy life. enjoy the ride. pull a big cheesy grin at people in the street... i digress.
Big love for the support so far. you guys make me get out of bed in the morning! big love x
Be quick and grab something else as i'm running low. All the bud is gorgeously clean, strength can vary for an organic grow but all are above average. Also what you'll notice with clean weed, is that the high is always going to more balanced Taste / smell/ bud/ bag appeal is 8+ across the board with us. That's me being critical as well.
Blue dream will be back again real soon ;)
Anyway if you read this, thank you and enjoy yourself. enjoy life. enjoy the ride. pull a big cheesy grin at people in the street... i digress.
Big love for the support so far. you guys make me get out of bed in the morning! big love x

47 posts
+104.8 votes
Unfair review :(

Unfair review :(
Pretty sure I've been sabotaged. Had an extremely unfair review. Please let the rest of my reviews speak for themselves.

I just wanna be friends with the world guy! big love to yourself and the haters XD

I thought your zkittles was awsome m8 the bud the packaging the comms delivery time all spot on

It’s an obvious plant (!) to sabotage you mate, your other reviews should reassure potential buyers. As others have commented, the zkittlez was quality and a few of us made multiple orders. Now, where’s the green crack then lol ;)

aww thanks for that bud! Big love!! haha Green Crack will be live around 6pm bud!!

It’s the most ridiculous review, I had 5 orders of the zkittles which I sent to friends as I was so impressed, and thoughts were literally the opposite of what this guy said! Looks like a bit of sabotage to me mate wouldn’t worry about it fella

can i ask when you post pics what your selling do you take a fresh pic of every new batch or do you leave the same pic you took months and months ago of a top notch looking batch?i only ask as there are a few vendors who do just that dude

It was of a big bud i'd sent completely torn up to bits lol I was saddened by it to say the least.

Yes alot like in amazon, but on here its the big picture L, ive bought this bud and its was grear and the commun was great and ive grown before so i can tell it’s clean

But my tears are what make my weed so dank xD
Zkittlez is all out anyway you big beautiful bastard.
Please tell me what strains would you suggest I grow?
Zkittlez is all out anyway you big beautiful bastard.
Please tell me what strains would you suggest I grow?

I m sittin here in ireland in middle of a drought and i offered your zkittles to 3 people to night all 3 said it tasted horrible was no stone..like smoking cbd flowers .smell s of burning paper in the room ..i m going back to the og kush that was good bud s from a new vendor

We have plenty of green from rb and other trustworthy vendors not scammers who sell dog shit weed ..i may burm your s as i cant give it anway in a drought is what i m saying ...people like you ruin this page

Honestly bud, i'm confused and saddened buy this. I'm not a scammer at all and all these other reviews are real. I understand I can't win them all but i'm unsure how this has happened. I smoke the zkittlez myself daily and I haven't encountered this problem as well as many others on here. So sincere apologies you feel this way.

Don’t apologise mate this guy is either a plant or a clown. Still got a tiny bit left of the zkittles and it’s lovely dunno what the fuss is all about!

Appreciate you my dude! Just trying to run a respectable business round here though, I just want everyone to be happy so they come back you know :D

to be fair you have had more than one bad review on this batch amigo,3 iv counted in the past week :(

no problem bud, we are here anytime, you just make sure you're good with your funds first bud. :D

AND THEY STILL ROLL IN.
Every time I announce a new drop I have some haters waiting to leave feedback right before a drop. I am now suspicious of certain names as well as a vendor on here. not going to name names.
"1/10 Not very nice. Harsh on the throat. Hasn't been dried properly . Smells damp. Very disappointed."
I find this super insulting. The weed is lovely, I grow weed to smoke myself, for me. I smoke a lot. This weed is lovely. I love it, literally cradle my jar to sleep at night.
"6/10 - I'd hoped for a little more from this one. Maybe another month under the lights, would have done the trick. " lol... another month under the light and it would have died and rotted...
Anyway, please don't let these deter you guys. It's sad that this happens here to be honest. Thanks to everyone for the honest and lovely reviews, you my life happy. thank you!
Every time I announce a new drop I have some haters waiting to leave feedback right before a drop. I am now suspicious of certain names as well as a vendor on here. not going to name names.
"1/10 Not very nice. Harsh on the throat. Hasn't been dried properly . Smells damp. Very disappointed."
I find this super insulting. The weed is lovely, I grow weed to smoke myself, for me. I smoke a lot. This weed is lovely. I love it, literally cradle my jar to sleep at night.
"6/10 - I'd hoped for a little more from this one. Maybe another month under the lights, would have done the trick. " lol... another month under the light and it would have died and rotted...
Anyway, please don't let these deter you guys. It's sad that this happens here to be honest. Thanks to everyone for the honest and lovely reviews, you my life happy. thank you!

I’m still enjoying your Zkittles matey. It’s even a bit much if I get carried away on the vape. Cerebral, as they say.

I haven’t bought from you yet , but the zkittles looked amazing. Your other pictures aren’t that good as it’s no high enough resolution to see the trichromes. Maybe a better camera of different settings may help your sales;) Take care;)

hey bud! thanks for the kind words and feedback. Interesting you mentioned that. I use a digital SLR but i'll have a play with the settings see if I can get some better shots :D

That bloke who did a review of the zkittles among many others, does fantastic pictures of the buds. Canaver I think.
IMO it really makes a difference if you can see the quality of the trichromes on the bud;)
IMO it really makes a difference if you can see the quality of the trichromes on the bud;)

yeah Carver! he's sick! Can't do it every batch when I only have small amounts though bud.

Can't ask you to beautifully photograph every strain I grow when some batches i'm only selling small amounts xD I bring in the big guns for the big batches :D

I got some of the zkittlez a week or two ago and it was delightful! Would definitely order from you guys again.

WE HAVE NOW DROPPED OUR PRICES ON ALL OUR NEW STRAINS TO COMBAT THIS. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE AND KIND WORDS BUDS <3 x

14 posts
+48.2 votes
OPSEC - Operation Security 101

OPSEC - Operation Security 101
Hey guys!
Not sure if there any thread like this yet, if so let me know and I'll add to them.
How is everyone's security? Vendors and Buyers, we need to be careful online and make sure we keep each other right as a community.
What levels of security do you use for littlebiggy?
Not sure if there any thread like this yet, if so let me know and I'll add to them.
How is everyone's security? Vendors and Buyers, we need to be careful online and make sure we keep each other right as a community.
What levels of security do you use for littlebiggy?

Sack off Chrome. Sack off your phone.
Chrome's tracking your shit even when it's not open. As is Facebook, even when its not logged in. As is L inkedin. As is A mazon. W hatsapp. I nsta. Bun the lot of those Babylonion devices of captivity.
I don't care what you say, don't buy drugs off your phone. Listen we've all done it but i'm being 100% mr safety secure here for this guide.
If you aren't willing or don't care enough (it is unlikely you'd be the unlucky one to get nabbed but it happens big man, these are the games that we play for that sticky icky.) Then go for Firefox.
By default it's very secure these days. You can change the security setting to be even safer. It auto stops trackers, wipes cookies, history easy to setup.
Ok cool you've got a safer browser but then your dumbass goes and does a google search and gets asked to sign in. Boom, back to square one.
DUCKDUCKGO ARE OUR HEROS- Install the firefox plugin now. All your searches from here will now be safe. Make sure it is set as your default search, remove google and all those other information stealing bastards.
I REPEAT DUCKDUCKGO for everything. Tired of getting force fed adverts on a something you googled. example, quickly googled where to find cake. Now i'm having cake shoved down my throat on all social media, amazon, wherever there is adverts. They wait a couple of days but those sneaky bastards will hit you with targeted ads.
Speaking of targeted ads and phones. Your phone is listening and recording you even when you are not using it. You have agreed to this many updates ago. android iphone, they are both marketing your speech and feeding it to you. Hell they are evening using your speech to decide what to show you on facebook, social engineering. Congrats you're a fucking guinea pig like all of us who can't live without this device, at least you're somewhat awake now.
Where was I. If you're going to call up people and talk greaze at least use code or say little. If you are going to all stand in a room and boast about supplies, take your phones out of the room. In fact anything with a mic. PCs, tvs shit even fridges these days. Amazon echos, the wee snitches.
Quick tip. Don't use your webcam? Tape it. Tape your mic. Always watching, always listening, even when they appear off.
I'd rather be overly paranoid than have all my data held against me when the piggys come in unannounced.
Chrome's tracking your shit even when it's not open. As is Facebook, even when its not logged in. As is L inkedin. As is A mazon. W hatsapp. I nsta. Bun the lot of those Babylonion devices of captivity.
I don't care what you say, don't buy drugs off your phone. Listen we've all done it but i'm being 100% mr safety secure here for this guide.
If you aren't willing or don't care enough (it is unlikely you'd be the unlucky one to get nabbed but it happens big man, these are the games that we play for that sticky icky.) Then go for Firefox.
By default it's very secure these days. You can change the security setting to be even safer. It auto stops trackers, wipes cookies, history easy to setup.
Ok cool you've got a safer browser but then your dumbass goes and does a google search and gets asked to sign in. Boom, back to square one.
DUCKDUCKGO ARE OUR HEROS- Install the firefox plugin now. All your searches from here will now be safe. Make sure it is set as your default search, remove google and all those other information stealing bastards.
I REPEAT DUCKDUCKGO for everything. Tired of getting force fed adverts on a something you googled. example, quickly googled where to find cake. Now i'm having cake shoved down my throat on all social media, amazon, wherever there is adverts. They wait a couple of days but those sneaky bastards will hit you with targeted ads.
Speaking of targeted ads and phones. Your phone is listening and recording you even when you are not using it. You have agreed to this many updates ago. android iphone, they are both marketing your speech and feeding it to you. Hell they are evening using your speech to decide what to show you on facebook, social engineering. Congrats you're a fucking guinea pig like all of us who can't live without this device, at least you're somewhat awake now.
Where was I. If you're going to call up people and talk greaze at least use code or say little. If you are going to all stand in a room and boast about supplies, take your phones out of the room. In fact anything with a mic. PCs, tvs shit even fridges these days. Amazon echos, the wee snitches.
Quick tip. Don't use your webcam? Tape it. Tape your mic. Always watching, always listening, even when they appear off.
I'd rather be overly paranoid than have all my data held against me when the piggys come in unannounced.

Bitcoin - I think we all know now this can be tracked. Tumble that shit. send across a few of your own wallets to muddle it, whatever.
Not much of a worry to smaller user but if you're buying weight regularly or selling. Tumble those coins bro.
Not much of a worry to smaller user but if you're buying weight regularly or selling. Tumble those coins bro.

Receiving dodgy (but awesome) post.
Use your real name guys, posties get suspicious of random names.
If you are going to use this because you've burnt your name (likely more so burnt address). Then use the name of the person who use to live there. No doubt you still get their mail from time to time. fuck em, we all wanna smoke good. ha.
Use your real name guys, posties get suspicious of random names.
If you are going to use this because you've burnt your name (likely more so burnt address). Then use the name of the person who use to live there. No doubt you still get their mail from time to time. fuck em, we all wanna smoke good. ha.

If you're going to sell and buy over a phone use an encrypted app. Get all your boys on it and be smart.
T elegram - Such a sick app. 'Secure chat' encrypts all chats and erases all logs on both parties phone. The Gifs are awesome as a bonus. There is a self destruct timer which can be set different per convo. Ie After 24 hours self destruct both users chat.
The company itself is open source so we can trust it and it has no back doors. If your device is taken and you did not use secret chat your logs may be recoverable so bare that in mind.
T elegram - Such a sick app. 'Secure chat' encrypts all chats and erases all logs on both parties phone. The Gifs are awesome as a bonus. There is a self destruct timer which can be set different per convo. Ie After 24 hours self destruct both users chat.
The company itself is open source so we can trust it and it has no back doors. If your device is taken and you did not use secret chat your logs may be recoverable so bare that in mind.

I dont know if it has already been mentioned but I would recommend utilising Tails OS for maximum privacy and anonymity if you are selling or buying siginificant quantities on the regular. Furthermore, ALthough tumbling can be an effective way of masking the origins of your bitcoin,there are some serious privacy flaws associated with it. I would recommend utilising a reputable decentralised exchange to convert your bitcoin to monero before cashing out. Monero, for now at least, is untraceable.

Yes mate, love this! Still haven't finished my OPSEC guide (or rant/ ramble should I say). Tails OS is the best possible way. Would love to hear more about tumbling bud! Do you have any decentralised exchanges you can recommend?

The thing with tumbling is that even tumbled transactions can be “untumbled” if you have the time, the patience, the data and the processing power. incognito.org is a pretty decent exchange where you can remain anonymous and exchange your bitcoin for monero. I hope this helps you stay anonymous and safe :)

Love this! Checking this out now bud! More of this!! Thank you for sharing your OPSEC knowledge with the community. would love to hear more like this from others on here. :)

2nd up. TOR. If you don't know already, get to know. TOR will keep all your traffic hidden provided once connected. Unfortunately your ISP (internet service provider) will know you are connected to TOR but not know what you are doing on there. They may alert the police that your household is connected, this has happened in my area where police have called to houses knowing they have connected, they can clearly go fuck with their fishing, to me that just lets me know they are clueless and have to send people knocking on doors looking for clues in peoples reactions.
Now, don't let that scare you off. Because if you use chrome or your phone for these sites then all your shit is being recorded. I'll get onto everyday browsers next.
If you use TOR over a VPN then your ISP will not detect it. This is an added level of security however, please keep in mind that your exit node from TOR can potentially be tracked whilst using a VPN. It's actually suggested to not use a VPN anymore when using TOR because of this but if your ISP is a wanker you've got to figure out the less of two evils here. Nord VPN actually has a TOR 'onion' capability as well as double tunnels which is a VPN in a VPN (Bruhhh).
PS I don't get money or anything from them to type this shit, I just think they are the tits IMO. Would always love to hear more from others.
Now, don't let that scare you off. Because if you use chrome or your phone for these sites then all your shit is being recorded. I'll get onto everyday browsers next.
If you use TOR over a VPN then your ISP will not detect it. This is an added level of security however, please keep in mind that your exit node from TOR can potentially be tracked whilst using a VPN. It's actually suggested to not use a VPN anymore when using TOR because of this but if your ISP is a wanker you've got to figure out the less of two evils here. Nord VPN actually has a TOR 'onion' capability as well as double tunnels which is a VPN in a VPN (Bruhhh).
PS I don't get money or anything from them to type this shit, I just think they are the tits IMO. Would always love to hear more from others.

It looks like you are spamming everywhere to get your rating up, not saying that's what's happening but it certainly looks like it. Your rating has shot up lol

ah shit man, i'm just overly eager and trying to figure this place out still. What looks like spam is more just me having nothing better to do ;D. That being said I thought the idea to this site was to add content to it? Is there somewhere where security is discussed as it would seem there are a lot of people who use this that could benefit from the discussion, genuinely just want to help people mate. Apologies! Thanks for keeping me right :)

Firstly, in my opinion, you shouldn't even be on the internet without a VPN (virtual private network). These are very easy to use and can be set to auto connect. A paid subscription is worth every penny to keep you secure and connected. A VPN will route your traffic to a server in another country or other side of the same country or anywhere. In doing so all trackers, cookies, everything will always look like you are somewhere else. Also the network tunnel is encrypted so even your broadband provider won't know what you are up to. Yes, they record your logs.
I use Nord VPN as they refuse to share logs, have a lot of cool features and it's really easy to use. A paid subscription is $125 when bought at 3 years, it's worth every penny and can connect 5 devices or be installed at router level (router dependent) so your home network can be tunneled elsewhere and appear to be connected in say London when you are in Liverpool.
If you want to save on the pennies there are free options, Opera browser now has a vpn included. Here is a guide on more free ones to save me typing. But be warned free vpns are known to sell out users data so they may not be entirely secure. Tunnelbear is a real easy to use one for those new to vpns.
Quick note, best to keep it UK if you're in UK or else shopping websites will be a pain and websites might load in different languages. If you're really wanting to be secure connect to Amsterdam. Dutch servers won't give anything up.
I use Nord VPN as they refuse to share logs, have a lot of cool features and it's really easy to use. A paid subscription is $125 when bought at 3 years, it's worth every penny and can connect 5 devices or be installed at router level (router dependent) so your home network can be tunneled elsewhere and appear to be connected in say London when you are in Liverpool.
If you want to save on the pennies there are free options, Opera browser now has a vpn included. Here is a guide on more free ones to save me typing. But be warned free vpns are known to sell out users data so they may not be entirely secure. Tunnelbear is a real easy to use one for those new to vpns.
Quick note, best to keep it UK if you're in UK or else shopping websites will be a pain and websites might load in different languages. If you're really wanting to be secure connect to Amsterdam. Dutch servers won't give anything up.

Site use. I'm still getting to know this place so i'm not sure of it's OPSEC but I believe its servers are held in Switzerland and are very well safe guarded, not to mention on first appearance it seems to be more a blog, cool!
Don't use your real name in a username. Nothing that will connect your identity to you. Do not use usernames from other websites or that look like your personal emails. keep all your dirt separate. you dirty dog you. :D
If you are a seller. Do not buy with your seller account, or you will be giving out your address details.
Don't use your real name in a username. Nothing that will connect your identity to you. Do not use usernames from other websites or that look like your personal emails. keep all your dirt separate. you dirty dog you. :D
If you are a seller. Do not buy with your seller account, or you will be giving out your address details.

11 posts
+19.2 votes
ZKITTLEZ OG INCOMING AAA+++

ZKITTLEZ OG INCOMING AAA+++
Waowwiieeeee if you loved our Zkittlez you're going to flip out over our Zkittlez OG by Barneys Farm. Zkittlez x OG Kush
I can't stop smoking it, the taste and smell are heavy on this one. beautiful looking fluffy haired buds.
To be added on Thursday!! Big love x
I can't stop smoking it, the taste and smell are heavy on this one. beautiful looking fluffy haired buds.
To be added on Thursday!! Big love x

I've grabbed a bag for myself :D looks lovely and your write up sold it to Me! Cant wait to be blazing that up...hopefully over the weekend! Which seems promising from your reviews on delivery times :D

Ahh amazing, thank you so much!! :) I will have this out with first post tomorrow so it should be with you for the weekend. big love!

Sorry guys, been flat out didn't get a chance to take photos tonight. Will get this added tomorrow for you! big love

6 posts
+7 votes
AMNESIA DROP MONDAY

AMNESIA DROP MONDAY
We've got a small batch of Amnesia dropping tomorrow.
It is a beautiful smoke, extremely clean white ash. Yummy!
It is a beautiful smoke, extremely clean white ash. Yummy!

Unsure if this is sarcasm or not lol. Ultimately I grew this Original Amnesia as I hadn't smoked it in years. I don't tend to source weed often, if I want a strain i'll just grow it and be patient the share half of it on here! If it's not up to your tastes (or your sick of it) we have plenty other strains which will be ready very soon. :)

1 post
+2 votes
SOLD OUT** BACK NEXT WEEK!!

SOLD OUT** BACK NEXT WEEK!!
WAOWIIEE we sold out of our delicious Green Crack in less than 12 hours!! You guys are amazing. I know it was just a small amount but still...
Don't you worry if you miss out as we will be back next week with AMNESIA which is still curing!
BIG LOVE XXX
Don't you worry if you miss out as we will be back next week with AMNESIA which is still curing!
BIG LOVE XXX

11 posts
+37 votes
GREEN CRACK DROPS MONDAY!!

GREEN CRACK DROPS MONDAY!!
Hey guys! I had an amazing first run with the zkittlez. We now will have our next up Green Crack arriving Monday (Hopefully ready, after a 2 week or so cure). And WOWWIEEE it is looking and smelling amazing. Zkittlez was an extra large batch that luckily most got to try but unfortunately I only have a small amount of Green Crack to go out as I only grew one monster. (I'm now into my run of several different strains) but that means every couple of weeks i'll have a new strain but only a 2-3 ounces of each.
Anyway, I considered doing it Friday but I want to get all the post out on Monday and the few extra days in cure will be better for it. So keep your eyes peeled this is gonna fly out!!
BIG LOVE XXXXXX
Anyway, I considered doing it Friday but I want to get all the post out on Monday and the few extra days in cure will be better for it. So keep your eyes peeled this is gonna fly out!!
BIG LOVE XXXXXX

Looking forward to this drop! Zkittles was super heavy, ended up buying multiple times so definitely anticipating Green Crack’s arrival. Gonna fly out!

Big love for that bud!! I can't wait to share it!!! I've got Amnesia then Zkittlez OG to follow up shortly after :D :D

Sounds good mate, enjoyed the Zkittlez last time out and interested to see the rest in the pipeline so will try and grab some of this Monday.

Ahhh love that! Can't wait for everyone to try it bud! I'm going to try not keep it all for myself ha! See you then bud!

I haven't got any items up for sale yet bud! My next batch will be available on Monday! There you will see an item for sale on my page you can proceed to purchase. Be quick though I don't think i'm going to be stocked for long. big love for reaching out :D

UKCF has been having proper grief getting on the wall! Let's boost him to LB topic stardom!

Big love Cookie!! I don't even care about the wall bud. As long as people keep coming back for my small delicious batches of cookies XD

GREEN CRACK GOING LIVE AT 6PM FOR ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL GREEN CRACK HEADS xD
ONLY SELLING 3.Gs DUE TO SMALL QUANTITY FROM ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
BIG LOVE XXX
ONLY SELLING 3.Gs DUE TO SMALL QUANTITY FROM ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
BIG LOVE XXX

3 posts
+9 votes
SOLD OUT** BACK REAL SOON ;D

SOLD OUT** BACK REAL SOON ;D
HEY BUDS! BIG LOVE!
We've had an amazing first couple of weeks on here and we are now completely sold out of our Zkittlez! WAOWWWIEE.
We love it and are so chuffed all of you love it too. Thanks so much for all the amazing feedback, it has meant the world to us! Especially as we put s much time into out babies :D
Please check our bio for next in stock, should only be a couple weeks but will have very small amounts of each of the strains listed. You'll have to be quick and you'll not want to miss out!
Also, thinking of running a free giveaway soon! Who's down!?
Big love to you all and thank you! UKCannaFarm x
We've had an amazing first couple of weeks on here and we are now completely sold out of our Zkittlez! WAOWWWIEE.
We love it and are so chuffed all of you love it too. Thanks so much for all the amazing feedback, it has meant the world to us! Especially as we put s much time into out babies :D
Please check our bio for next in stock, should only be a couple weeks but will have very small amounts of each of the strains listed. You'll have to be quick and you'll not want to miss out!
Also, thinking of running a free giveaway soon! Who's down!?
Big love to you all and thank you! UKCannaFarm x

I still have the last of your zkittlez and I’m keeping it for a special occasion it’s such a good smoke. Congrats on a successful start on the site, cream will always rise to the top!
I’m chomping at the bit to try out the next strain, I’m happy to wait until you’re happy to get it out, I’m glad you’re not rushing before it’s perfect. I’m always up for a free giveaway, nothing tastes better than free :)
I’m chomping at the bit to try out the next strain, I’m happy to wait until you’re happy to get it out, I’m glad you’re not rushing before it’s perfect. I’m always up for a free giveaway, nothing tastes better than free :)

haha aw bud, that's amazing to hear! Get it smoked and keep the supply coming bud ;D I have Green Crack hopefully finishing it's cure Friday! It looks and smell amazing so far!!

12 posts
+23.2 votes
2 GRAM LISTING!? DO YOU WANT THEM. FAIR PRICE!?

2 GRAM LISTING!? DO YOU WANT THEM. FAIR PRICE!?
Ok guy after our tremendous first week and our intro offer of 2g of Zkittlez flying off the shelves (thank you!) we have now taken out 2 gram listing down. **Big sigh of relief from our packer**.
Now, the question is. Do you guys still want to see us with a 2 gram option?
The thing is and i'm sure you could imagine, what a pain 2 gram orders are for us to pack. (anyone that has ordered from us will know the lengths we go to), not to mention the cost in materials (as well as bad for our lovely environment) the extra time packing is just super long for people who have full time jobs as well.. But we understand some folk want to test out the product first or maybe you're a bit broke and have a bit of BTC left over and figured you'd add some more bud to your stash, we get it!
So we wanted to address you personally and figure out a happy medium here?
Do you want us to keep the 2 gram listing??
If so, what figure roughly do you feel comfortable paying for this (obv bud dependant but lets say its lovely grade).
Our 2 gram intro offer was £25. free shipping, extra stealth.
Let us know buds! UKCannaFarm x
Now, the question is. Do you guys still want to see us with a 2 gram option?
The thing is and i'm sure you could imagine, what a pain 2 gram orders are for us to pack. (anyone that has ordered from us will know the lengths we go to), not to mention the cost in materials (as well as bad for our lovely environment) the extra time packing is just super long for people who have full time jobs as well.. But we understand some folk want to test out the product first or maybe you're a bit broke and have a bit of BTC left over and figured you'd add some more bud to your stash, we get it!
So we wanted to address you personally and figure out a happy medium here?
Do you want us to keep the 2 gram listing??
If so, what figure roughly do you feel comfortable paying for this (obv bud dependant but lets say its lovely grade).
Our 2 gram intro offer was £25. free shipping, extra stealth.
Let us know buds! UKCannaFarm x

For someone who smokes with a friend occasionally, I feel 2g is the perfect amount, load a gram each in a joint and call it a day. If any of Ur next strains come out with a 2g option I will for sure buy :)

Completely get that bud! If there is enough comments on this asking for it back we will strongly consider the option for you lovely folk x

The 2g option is a good way to build up your reputation! People like to test the waters before placing larger orders, and I think the 2g option is a great way to provide people peace of mind with your whole operation :) ps. the zkittlez looks yummy ;)

I ended up adding a 2g! I also put a 1g on as i'm running low. thanks for the kind words and advice :D

No worries! I will be placing an order when I can play the BTC Market! Right now its playin me haha :P

Another vote for keeping the 2g here. Nice to have the option to try a small deal so that you can order larger if happy. I wish some other sellers had the option tbh. I totally get the waste issue though, be good to come up with a solution but I’m too stoned on your skittelz haha x

haha! Love this! we decided to put it back on but it's a little more expensive than the intro offer but reflects cheaper prices than most on here, it not much more for 3.5 to encourage people to go for that option! But your right everyone needs a taste of the ice cream before they buy a tub ha. Big love!

Hell yeah folks. Nothing worse than buying larger amounts and finding out it’s not the effects that you wanted, or just trying it before you decide whither you like it enough to get larger amounts or not

Completely get that bud! We were hoping reviews enough would tickle your fancy but everyones different! Always good to try as many ice creams as you can before buying ;D ha

2g’s work for me. I like to have a few different strains around at the same time. So smaller weights but more options. If I really love something I’ll get more for sure.
Looking forward to that GC :-)
Looking forward to that GC :-)

Haha totally get this bud. Once the new strains are ready we're going to have variety packs going too! Thanks for reaching out! Big love!!

2 posts
+3 votes
ZKITTLEZ PRE ROLLS - NOW IN STOCK :D

ZKITTLEZ PRE ROLLS - NOW IN STOCK :D
Hello you beautiful buds :D
We are now stocking pre rolled cones made from hemp and full of our lovely Zkittlez strain. These are for all you lazy rascals out there or those that can't roll. These are quite time consuming and usually made to order but we have added a few packs on to get us going. Big love x
We are now stocking pre rolled cones made from hemp and full of our lovely Zkittlez strain. These are for all you lazy rascals out there or those that can't roll. These are quite time consuming and usually made to order but we have added a few packs on to get us going. Big love x

3 posts
+6 votes
7 Frequently Asked Questions About CBD Oil

7 Frequently Asked Questions About CBD Oil

The regular use of CBD (also known as cannabidiol) has been growing rapidly throughout the UK over the past few years. While many people are starting to understand the potential mental and physical benefits that are achievable