wonderwall bot
joined apr 2022
manifesto
the wonderwall is an algorithm to bring the best to biggy.

the wall bot is a experimental notification concept that explains the algorithm's actions.

and by now, you should've somehow realised what you gotta do
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8 topics on wonderwall bot
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wonderwall bot
some wonderwall lift tickets
the wonderwall algorithm gives extra weight to (roughly in order):

posts in languages other than english

non-commercial posts

items that are unusual

items & posts with videos

posts with original images (especially item review posts)

posts with dates
pollypuff20
Mmmm…posts with dates…now there’s an idea for a site improver…if only we’d mentioned it 🙄

And now in Swahili:
Mmmm ... machapisho na tarehe ... sasa kuna wazo la uboreshaji wa tovuti ... ikiwa tu tumeyataja 🙄🙏🏽
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DoctorExtracts
"And now in swahili" haha that one got me lol
hoqwer
I've been calling for dates for years! Still hasn't happened.
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Essemcee
🤣🤣 Now that is funny
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POUNDLAND
Wuria )))
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ike
thanks for this transparency is appreciated and i imagine it's really hard to do in your world.

it's a shame some people just bitch about their own agenda every time something is done to help around here.

don't be discouraged!
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Canadian Imports
Its a shame users don't realise we only advocate for the best improvements to this site noting to do with a personal agenda because if you bothered to look at our whole post you would see we get wall love but for none of the reasons the Bot has mentioned at least not that we can see so while we appreciate their transparency we just don't agree with their findings and feel improvements are whats needed not just talk :)
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Canadian Imports
What a joke this is we do three of these by default, unusual items, original images and non commercial posts!

But we're shown little to no wall love for the main unusual products we stock, we do however get wall love for our vapes which are all over the wall from other sellers also so whats the point, we understand vapes probably sell more then other things but whats wrong with a bit of variety in the wall, its madness you guys are better off saying nothing as the majority of Borg posts we see would be better off in Swahili as they'd have a better chance of making sense!

The wonderwall is a blackhole of madness always has been and looks like it always will be, personally we lost all hope of any improvements after we heard a stock counter is too difficult for this site to manage so you'll forgive us if we're a bit sceptical that you even understands how the wonderwall works yourself!
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dashing
I rarely view the wonderwall to be honest. For me topics is where it's at. I scroll through for the latest and, of course, I have a few vendors bookmarked.

I've seen you pop up there CA. Does that bring traffic in? I've made some posts but I think one went to topics, I blinked and it was gone
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THEGREENTEAM
Your menu is off the chain.

We've been there, never lose hope amigo :)
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The Gentlemen Dealers
We have done most of them and still far down the wonderwall.
Been in same kind of position over a year
🤔🤔🤔
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hoqwer
The wall makes no sense. Some of the best growers never make it own there. Avoid it and do some research into growers that follow your ethos and grow you kind of weed instead.
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Chopper
Any recommendations or links for decent vendors that don't appear on the wall? Never have much luck going through the topics and I'm only seeing the same usual 3 or 4 vendors on the wall as of late. All the decent value for money vendors I was using have exit scammed or disappeared otherwise. I don't know what happened to RealD but he had $80 shake that I was using to make up to 6g of concentrate and it was potent, clean and tasted nice. No other shake or value bud has even come close. Frustrating
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grits
if you are in the uk there are 78 sellers right now on the items wall and each one has a rating
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Chopper
Yeah I'm looking for recommendations for decent vendors with good value that don't appear on the wall. As noted earlier, "some of the best growers never make it on there." I'm approaching 100 buys over several years bought many products from many vendors. Of the vendors that provide shake, I've tried most. I've grown accustom to a certain quality for a certain price and was hoping to find similar now that that vendor has disappeared. So far, I have not.
If it doesn't exist and that ship has sailed then fair enough but if it does, why compromise?
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defdeaf
Yeah pretty much every seller is on the wall who do you mean
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Chopper
I don't know who because if they're not on the wall and I don't have them bookmarked, I don't know who they are...
If you only look at the wall then you don't know the others exist.
I have bought from vendors who haven't made the wall until another 5 weeks after my purchase.
Another vendor complained of how his products still didn't appear on the wall even after two weeks of listing.

You'll see posts from vendors such as "We finally made the wall!", which indicates that they weren't before.

It happens plenty
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cleanup borg
thank you wb, this makes our work a little easier
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THEGREENTEAM
viva o muro maravilha !!!
+3
generation last
i notice that reviews with pics get tonnes more respect from the wall than symping a few lines
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Essemcee
Why is the overpriced bubba kush hash still listed on the wall that hasn't sold in over 500 days still there if the code is infalliable? The last 6 reviews say product didn't arrive and vendor hasn't sent reship or responded to comms.
Is this really amongst the best item/vendor here?
New items on every day from multiple vendors that don't seem to make the wall.
Why is the 24k hash still on the wall from the same vendor as the bubba kush? No sales in nearly 2 years, last 6 reviews suggest non arrivals and bad comms...
It may not be intentional but that looks so dodgy to new and old biggas alike.
There is obviously some issues in the code that is allowing these things to slip under the radar.
The message we get back should be "stop making suggestions unless you want to pay for the changes".
Accusing individuals politely suggesting change of having an agenda/bitching is expedient as well as blatantly gaslighting.
Like has been said before, as long as I can still get my weed, I don't actually care that much.
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GreenWolfUK
How can we post videos here? Do we add it as a link?
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Budzinho
You can add a .gif via the "local image" button, for other video files upload it somewhere externally and link it using the "web link" feature.

Alternatively if it's a short video that's not in .gif format you can convert it easily here;
https://ezgif.com/video-to-gif

Bare in mind that .gif's don't have sound and LB have a 8MB file size limit.
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LORD HASHISH
I was on the wall but not anymore how do i get back up ?
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Budzinho
Go to "settings" then "visibility".

If the options are grayed out there then you have been shadow-banned and will have to contact the borgs.
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Green Avenger Weed
Followed instructions still struggling to get on the items wall.
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Budzinho
This is about the Topic's wall algorithm I believe.

In which case, I see your post's there often.
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URBANLEAFCO
It's like cracking the Da Vinci code. If the wonderwall falls our of love with you it affects sales massively, no matter how diverse and unique your products and listings are
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theStrokes
can the wall be made proveable?
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express routes to the bottom of the wall
some wonderwall formulae
touts = outs
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