What’s up biggas, it’s been a while but Apex been busy keeping the Mrs “happy” 😬
First time buying from KIG, as they reached out to me to tempt me to a purchase.
This was like a red rag to a bull, I went charging in thinking “big balls vendor thinks he can satisfy the Apex”!
oblivious to the fees my fat fingers spam through the chat so my Henry cost me a quarter 🤦♂️
Stealth is very clever imo, I’ll leave at that.
Open my baggy to find a few sample baggies 👀
Big balls indeed I think, one of them will be shit.
NOPE - I cracked the Mimosa first and I’m hit with the BIGGEST grapefruit smell I’ve ever had!
Within 4 nano seconds that whiff was already up Mrs Apex receptors and the moaning begun.
As she’s in full blown moan, I crack the others and she loses her shit.
The spritz is straight tropical cat sick / piss!!! - she hates it and moans as I grin and remove my snout from the bag. - this fucked me up, I rolled a quick one but waffled all this before the actual smoke report!
The coco smells like faint coco pops made with gold top milk 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I’ll add to this thread with the smoking of each as I go.
Forget the Hollywood handshake, from 2023 I’m giving the “Apex Arse Spray” as the highest accolade for a vendor
From the 1 joint, smell, stealth, comms, AND most importantly the variety of fucking STINK your house out strong bud.
Slept on you too long brother, enjoy being the first recipient of an Apex 🦨 Arse spray 🤜😂