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IVE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS OF HIGH QUALITY FLOWERS FOR SEVERAL YEARS.
I HAVE PURCHASED FROM LITTLEBIGGY GOOD FEW TIMES IN THE PAST AND THOUGHT I WOULD BRING MY EFFORTS TO THE TABLE.
ALL PRODUCT IS GROWN BY MYSELF AND PROCESSED BY MYSELF. A 1 MAN BAND OPERATION.
REASONABLE PRICES, FOR TOP QUALITY.
HIGH QUALITY STEALTH PACKAGING WITH A NEW VACUUM SEALER.
ALL ORDERS WILL COME DOUBLE SEALED AND BOXED.
AS I WORK ALONE PLEASE ALLOW 24 HOURS TO GET ORDERS OUT.

ANY PROBLEMS MESSAGE ME

THANKYOU
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Amazing orange terps.

10 weeks in flower for this one.

Not to be missed
3.5 grams Mimosa Evo $57.00 BTC0.00149226
3.5 grams Spritz $57.00 BTC0.00149226
3.5 grams Tropi'cuz $57.00 BTC0.00149226
3.5 grams Coco Milk $85.00 BTC0.0022253
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No expense spared with these.

These Vapes are some of the best on the market and with my own product inside what can go wrong.

Ive had my own buds sent off and turned into a 45/45 blend of distillate and my very own Live rosin(winterized) with around 10% terpenes to help the mix.

These pens are 1ml/gram of very high quality.

Strong and very flavorful and have taken a good few try's to get the blend right. I have been working on these for a while.

Disposable and rechargeable.
1 unit Cart - Mimosa $59.00 BTC0.00154462
1 unit Cart - Red Red $59.00 BTC0.00154462
1 unit Mimosa Evo $62.00 BTC0.00162316
1 unit Red Red Wine $62.00 BTC0.00162316
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!!!!UPDATE!!!
I have ran out of the "Shake" half of this listing, so ive switched it about abit.

Shake- Dust at the bottom of every major bag of weed. Consisting of small buds, leafs and old bits.

Popcorn buds- Undesirable lower down buds straight off the plant.

I sent 10 grams of each but now I can't so it's just the popcorn buds side of it.

And I have bumped the price up a little as your basically getting much better deal.

Thanks

Normal shake but with a load of popcorn buds thrown in, but when i say popcorn i mean solid little nug's of joy.

No joke
14 Grams Mimosa/Spritz/Tropicuz/WedCake $85.00 BTC0.0022253
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Made to order Rosin, various strains.

- Mimosa Evo
- Spritz
1 G $45.00 BTC0.0011781
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CUSTOM ORDERS
14 kg Da Jayyyyyy $30.00 BTC0.0007854
420 g's Riko $220.00 BTC0.0057596
420 g Mf40 $295.00 BTC0.0077231
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4 x 1 gram taster or 4 x 3.5 grams

1 gram or 3.5 grams of each strain.

Lsd, Red Red Wine, Watermelon or Northern Lights

You asked for it so I've done it.

Variety is the spice of life
4 grams 4 x 1g selection $165.00 BTC0.0043197
14 gram's 4 x 3.5 selection $415.00 BTC0.0108647
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508 reviews
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62 topics on Keep It Green
Apexskunk2
Top Tier Vendor
Keep It Green
BEST JOKE
I've just boxed up two x 3.5 baked in Paris

Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.

Mite even have few runner up prizes.

Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
+10
jcantona99
What do you call a couple that go fishing?

Rod & Annette 😁
+2
Keep It Green
Annette lol
+10
lbonblast
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
+3
Keep It Green
very good
+9
Daf1462
Did you know that people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones..... but people in Abu Dhabi do
+1
Keep It Green
LOL
+9
Gunitbiggy
If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you inhale.
+4
Khuunntt
I was considering a geography pun, but on second thought there's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
+4
Keep It Green
best so far
+3
Keep It Green
lol come on man..........

chuckle chuckle
+9
Khuunntt
+3
Keep It Green
That's every weed smoker who ever lived i think
+1
HBiz
Works on so many levels, thank you.
+8
pollypuff20
Farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed and he has got a sheep under his arm.

He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”

She says: “That’s a sheep”

He says: “I was talking to the sheep”


🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
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Keep It Green
This is out front by a mile polypuff20

Funny
+7
Triggsbluff
Why don't popular girls hang out in groups of 2 4 or 6?

Because they can't even
+2
Keep It Green
Head in hand for this 1 lol
+7
Jimbo47
2 Cannibals eating a Clown 🤡 one Cannibal says to the other does that taste funny 😂🤣
+4
Keep It Green
today is going to be comical i recon
+6
Lonescot
The other day a woman described me as a looker.... well 'voyeur' was the actual word she used... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
+9
bevbevan1
Abit on the dark side but it’s a comp so..

Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
+2
Keep It Green
9.5/10

Strong contender
+1
Keep It Green
Lol
+6
Djevo35
Selling my hoover on eBay. Well it’s just collecting dust 🙈
+3
Keep It Green
good start lol
+4
Djevo35
I could go on all day lol but thought I’d give some others a chance
+5
ralphwiggum1
Woman goes into a bar, orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one.

My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.

An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'

Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
+3
ralphwiggum1
I'm not Tim Vine in disguise, honest.
+5
Plantasia
Cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.
+5
Daf1462
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.

Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.

"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.

"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
+2
generation last
I was going to work out in the gym today but I read that joke instead.
+1
Keep It Green
1st religious joke lol
+5
TheDazzler
Cannabis growers do it with Hoes
+2
Keep It Green
Love dem hoes

Ho ho ho
+3
TheDazzler
You can do it, put your back into it

Tick tick boom
+2
Keep It Green
Big Willie style
+5
TheDazzler
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home and got ripped 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😬😬
+2
Keep It Green
Good contender there Daz

Nice1
+5
Djevo35
Two parrots sat on a perch, one says to the other I smell something fishy
+2
Keep It Green
Had to read this 1 few times

Very funny indeed
+5
Lonescot
So I took a poll recently... and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down 🤣🤣🤣✌️🍁
+3
cloudeater77
Brilliantly silly.
+1
Keep It Green
Nice
+5
bonnie1
"You know, you can go to jail for weed.”
"Wait, jail sells weed?!”
+3
Keep It Green
very good
+5
Lonescot
A stoner, a jedi, a doctor walk into a bar.........

Blunt force trauma 🤣
+5
db365
Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot walk into an irish bar.

barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
+3
Keep It Green
funny
+4
Shananda
Two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench. Guy comes over and flashes his dick. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
+1
Keep It Green
Very good
+1
Jayboy
Hi all 👍 Check this joke out 🤣🧐......
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
+2
Keep It Green
Funny funny Jayboy
+4
Father_Jack
I was visiting the US and wanted to get some solid one afternoon. I called the nearest marijuana dispensary and got this recorded message… “If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key now.”
+2
Keep It Green
Nice and weed related 10/10
+4
Nblue
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this shit!
+1
Keep It Green
Lol lol
+4
Mogfromthebog
Why are pirates called pirates?
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
+4
dashing
A binman turns up at some blokes door.
"Where's your bin mate?"

The man says "I just bin to the toilet"

Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"

The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"

Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"

Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
+4
StudJoe
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

....a carrot 🥕
Keep It Green
Dieing
Keep It Green
Holy fuck. I'm sat smoking and dieing now. Holy Jesus balls!! Cough cough pass to myself cough cough
+2
StudJoe
Haha
+4
Djevo35
What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A baked potato
+4
Djevo35
Doctor doctor I’ve got a strawberry up my bum.
Ah I’ve got some cream for that
bonnie1
Why did the octopus blush? Because he saw the bottom of the ocean!

🦄
+4
StudJoe
And then the sea wee'd
bonnie1
water you doing? you gotta be squidding me man 🧝‍♂️
+4
StudJoe
Kriller joke 😅
bonnie1
KELP!!! i cant think of a reply 👄
+2
StudJoe
Yeah bouy! That is nauti!
+2
bonnie1
Shorely we should have pun that

we're loving like that
+3
Fifijane
Why did the tiger get lost?

Because jungle is MASSIVE
+1
Keep It Green
10/10
+3
Dayman
Feeling a bit on edge smoking in my garden today - my neighbour's turned his house into a Rehab Centre.

At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
+3
Jonblaze
What happened to the crab that went to the disco?

It pulled a mussel
+3
Jonblaze
Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded a poo!
+3
MightyRux
I can't tell it as well as Sir Clement, so here's a link.
+3
dashing
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh 🐟 👀
+3
db365
2 fish in a tank. One turns to the other..

"how the fuck do you drive this thing?"
+3
Keep It Green
Giving it an hour then choosing a winner guy's.

It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.

Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
+3
Agent Blue
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.

I just handed in my too weak notice.
+1
Keep It Green
Clean....
Straight to the jugular
+3
dwarfedgiant
I filled the escort up with diesel. She died.
+1
Keep It Green
Lol
+3
DJ99
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away
+2
Keep It Green
That's a Christmas joke lol

Very funny still
+2
DJ99
haha, my bad
+3
EllisD138
A clown showed up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
+1
Keep It Green
Very good lol
+3
jcantona99
What do you call a German that lives in a tin ?

Heinz !🤣
+1
Keep It Green
German jokes are the best
+3
Borislips
My dog has no legs. I call him cigarette. Every night I take him out for a drag….
+1
Keep It Green
Drag lol
+3
Essemcee
When I have a hot date, I like to get them to help me to choose some wine for dinner beforehand. It's a great way to get them into my basement and I only have to cook for myself then.
+1
Keep It Green
Basement jokes are good
+3
discod
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a baguette in a cage!?!?





Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
+1
Keep It Green
Lol very good
+3
Thweeodem
What's worse than girls running with scissors? Girls scissoring with the runs!
+2
Keep It Green
Filthy filthy

What a mess
+3
pigglesbud
Why was the penguins shop busy?......

Because the fish fillet
🐟
+3
Keep It Green
had to read it twice but very good
+2
Redturtle4
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste
+1
Keep It Green
Lol
+2
Lungfillers
I do love this guys
+1
Keep It Green
Your a winner in your own league
+2
Zapgaz
I can't help shouting CAULIFLOWER and BROCCOLI randomly!
I think I have florets.............
+2
Mr Geeseeks
- Doctor Doctor I can’t stop wrapping myself in Cling Film!

- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
+2
DonBabbage
A duck walks into a pub. He goes up the bar and the barman says "Hello mate, what can I get you?" "Got any bread?" asks the duck. "Sorry we don't sell bread." came the reply. The duck thinks for a moment "Hhhmmmm... Got any bread?" The barman says again, this time slightly short "No, we don't sell bread." "Ok... In that case... Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"

"Got any bread?"
+2
Mrwig27
Can't do this one justice....so I'll leave it to Rik.....
+2
SteadyRollingMan
What do you do if you see a spaceman?…..park in it maaan! ☮️
+1
Keep It Green
A good 8/10

It's good to get up and read few jokes
+2
Nickyblaze247
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
+1
Keep It Green
Very very Good
+2
chatsubo657C
Little Jimmy goes to see his priest and says “ Father, I don’t believe in Jesus any more. Every night I pray for a new bike and every morning? No bike!”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
+1
Keep It Green
Lol
+2
Lost_odins-Eye
Why did the monkey fall out the tree?…. Coz it was dead
+1
Keep It Green
I like that mate
+2
bigbiggy01
my father was a tailor.... he was always touching cloth 😀
+2
Flyingscotsman
Dunno if you can handle my jokes but ill try you with one and see how it goes .

Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
+2
fluffcake
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.
+2
Whiz420
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
+2
Nblue
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
+2
Garagelanduk
Too late for the comp, but sometimes reality is just....well....you couldn't make it up eh? 🤣

A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.

Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
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dwarfedgiant
An American was on holiday in Ireland and was in the pub having a pint. He was chatting to the bar man and asked if there was anyone around that could give him a game of golf on the local course.

The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"

The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"

The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".

The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
+2
Keep It Green
I'm high as fuck right now and Paddy has make me chuckle
+2
dwarfedgiant
hahahaa!! 👍
+2
dwarfedgiant
I took my cats medication by mistake this morning. Don't ask meow.
+2
dwarfedgiant
what's ET short for?



Because he's got little legs.
+2
Keep It Green
Really funny loool
+6
banksy1922
more of a philosophical joke

An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
+1
MightyRux
Classic.
+2
Garagelanduk
Doctor I have leaves growing out my arse....Doctor: I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg.
+1
Keep It Green
Nice
+2
Garagelanduk
Copper walks in on his wife in bed with three men, 'ello ello ello' he says, wife says 'not speaking to me then?'
+1
Keep It Green
Better of the 2,

Nice
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