I'm a paranoid android sober so it carries on into the first 10 minutes and I'm thinking omg my neighbours are gonna be upset with the smell etc then my thoughts chill out a bit. It starts with my heart racing and then I start to feel like a deck chair folding, which I quite enjoy. This gives me the indication that I don't need anymore for the moment.
It can then go a few different ways depending on the situation/strain. Music is always on in the house so I'll boogie to that for a good hour, start to think I'm a healer and start talking shit 😂
Usually I want to creative something (because of the strain) sometimes it's good, sometimes it's terrible.
I painted a nice cloud oil painting which was interesting because I can't paint landscapes for shit. Another time I tried to do acrylic paint pouring which just turned into me feeling like a toddler and smushing canvas together and making a nice brown mess in my kitchen.
Most of the time I just want to share the experience with someone to feel connections but my friends/family dont fancy it so I come on here and either contribute or just read.
I've only tried edibles a handful of times but it made me paranoid so I've just stuck to smoking.

I have a spliff or two in a Friday night only these days. Nice bottle of red, smoke one, cook a juicy steak, watch favourite tv, drink wine, smoke the other spliff, finish wine. Go to bed and clean the pipes. Lovely.

I’m not sure I’d like half an hour of fear and paranoia 😳…what are you vaping and what strength are those edibles?🥹

At this stage I actually love the paranoia. It's like having seen so many horror movies they don't scare anymore but rather provoke giggles.

Amen :)

To be fair I like to think I have a fairly highish tolerance so on a weekend I can go a bit excessive with vapes! :)

i think youve got the 3 acts right there aristotle :)

I forgot munchies!!! ...incredible incredible munchies!! If you've ever walked down the confectionary and crisp aisles of your local B&M and find that it's practically empty....its very likely I've been there :)

My tolerance is tiny and iv always hated paranoid other thinking experiences. But recently iv found myself pushing how much I have each time. I really struggle with getting the correct amount, a fully dosing cap in the mighty is still to much I can’t vape that fully start to finish with out it fucking me up.

9.8 or better to qualify.

This sounds like a great idea 😊

A good chance to reward established vendors and promote newer vendors who are worth taking a punt on

The one thing that would kill LB would be having titles like this. Every single vendor here has gotten it wrong at least twice at some point and they mostly make it right in PMs before it even hits the topics board and starts drama. However, longterm, the ratings system tends to reflect what's needed for most. There's a difference in a vendor with 9.6 for a product but 1000+ reviews Vs 10/10 out of 15 or so reviews. Lots of vendors start strong here but the key is striving for more than that.

When you have enough orders in you'll have multiple favourite vendors. I couldn't possibly vote for one. I've tried maybe 10 vendors so far over 30 orders and 9 of those were solid and had good Comms when I needed it.

I'm waffling waiting for the cat to show his face so I can go to bed.

It has become apparent that there is at least 1 vendor here with a shitload of alt accounts to troll, accounts to buy other vendors products and give them 1/10 only and just generally make the place shadier. There was a recent thread where one of them was so stupid that they outed themselves without meaning to in the thread. Won't name but it was ridiculously transparent. I was thinking of buying off the vendor too but after that thread no way.
It'd be really good for vendors to be recognised/rewarded but I think it could just never be provably fair.

maddabber420 for anyone wondering. not sure why you dont want to say who it was. he needs banning off here and glad it was clear for everyone to see his dirty tactics. ordering from other mushroom sellers and rating 1/10 to try n get more traffic his way. how hes not banned I dont know.

Meh, i wasn't involved in the thread so didn't feel it was my place. Sure as hell saw it though.

Yeah. Probably hard to make it workable tbh. It'd be nice to shine a light on those doing good work and providing excellent service..but I guess that's what the review system is in place for.

Also...Klayton88..
Hope your cat is home safe ...can be a nightmare getting them in in this weather :)

Bottom

I laugh til I honestly think I’m gonna die..😂😂😳

same old dilemma should i get drunk now or should i get drunk later or am i drunk already hmm better have a little drink and think about it .... Banzia baby - that from hooligans island always cracks me up.
Yea Rick and Ade are top viewing when stoned 😁

Bottom and Ideal. 2 pints of lager maybe

Oh yes!! Lucky enough to see live in 1995 and 2003...literally in pain from laughing for hours after!!!

Fave episode?? ....Terror (The Halloween one for me) :)

I saw it live in 95!…Labbatts Apollo (as it was then!)

Gotta be the Xmas episode for me- “Gold…Frankenstein and Grrrrrrr!!…😂😍😂

An absolute classic and no mistake :)

Rik Mayall is still very much missed

He’s my all time comedy hero!

I should also admit I watch that episode every Xmas day…it’s like my Bond movie!❤️

Same. It's part of my xmas comedy holy trinity....Bottom (Holy), Knowing Me Knowing Yule and The Father Ted Xmas Special :)

🤩😂😍

Did the pilgrimage to the memorial bench in Hammersmith. I came, I sat, I punched my best mate in the b**locks :) very emotional experience

Now I’m jealous 😪…haven’t been that way for years but used to live in Wandsworth and drove past there every day….oh the memories! 😎

:)

Genius….god, I do miss Rik…

Nice topic - I love comedies

Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the grocery store?

Because they heard they had some high-quality snacks on the top shelf! HAHA!

Trailer Park Boys i guess is a good one is it not?

Love TPB's. Who's got yer belly!

Trailer Park Boys...Good shout, always worth dipping into a few random episodes :)

On a Peep Show marathon right now!

Can't go wrong! Super Hans has me in tears (in a good way) when blazed :)

Curb Your Enthusiasm, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and I Think You Should Leave are my favourites to watch stoned. Classic Simpsons and South Park as well.

Have to agree with Bottom, which I have also seen live twice, but I’ve seen them all so many times that I don’t watch it so frequently any more.

South Park- still great after all these years! 😎

Really need to start on I Think You Should Leave..heard great things.
Curb is consistently genius but have never attempted baked :)

Green Wing after a few hits of my new vape is definitely worth a recomend :)

Spaced is very good and also has Mark Heap in it.

Tyres dancing to the traffic lights after going raving is very 90's.

Spaced is an absolutely perfect reccomend

Oh wow, Green Wing!….that’s a blast from the past, I’m gonna look that up- thanks!

All episodes currently available on Channel 4's streaming service :)

Yup, just found that!….I think a marathon Friday night watch is is order….it was kind of anarchic and OTT as I remember?…perfect stoned viewing!

Alan Statham. The Dwarf Incident....literally crying right now 🤣🤣🤣

😂👍

I Think You Should Leave is crazy, the third series just dropped. Can be hit and miss, like all sketch shows, but I love it. If you like off the wall humour then you can't go wrong, but it's definitely not for everyone.

People Just Do Nothing is also a great watch particularly if, like me, a lot of your mates were wannabe DJs/MCs back in the day. The weed drought episode is particularly great, really took me back.

What we do in the shadows is hilarious. Colin from accounts, but there is only one series.

Three series!! and a movie that kickstarted it all!! (Series 2 and 3 currently on BBC Iplayer)

You can follow up with What We Do In The Shadows with Toast of London as I find
watching Toast(also Matthew Berry) getting angry with Clem Fandango very funny.

Kayvan Novak (pictured) did Fonejacker, he is very skilled doing voices.

Nathan Barley(written by Chris Korris and
Charlie Brooker) is funny but sometimes a bit too close to home on the shoreditch hipsters.

For something a bit deeper there is Flowers. A black comedy starring Olivia Coleman and
Julian Barratt (Dan Ashcroft in Nathan Barley ) where Olivia Coleman makes Julian's suicidal depression all about her somehow. She can play such a good passive aggressive arsehole.

Flowers....that has actually passed me by...is it available anywhere?

Netflix :)

Cheers :)

Netflix's Kath and Kim so funny.

Beavis and Butthead absolutely worth a mention. The recent series was an absolute riot :)

If anyone is in the mood for something dark, disturbing, twisted and sometimes hilarious..the Chris Morris sketch show 'Jam' is highly reccomended :) Not sure if it's available on any streaming services...but well worth seeking out :)

Lmfao, never tried it but I've watched this show 100s of times while high hahaha

God I love Peep Show!😍😂😍

This is possibly my favourite all time edible-

https://littlebiggy.org/item/V69kG4Oub6zYBfd8bWJnlSVV/view/p

Don’t be put off by low number of reviews - this is a relist, it used to have hundreds….

I’m pleased to read this as I bought a bar for mrs blazin’s birthday next week. Do you have any dosage advice, she’s a lightweight? 😂

A single chunk does me mate😂😂😵‍💫….really great!

She’s going to be wasted, thanks mate! 😂

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Never had magic truffles myself and would love to try them at some point. How do they compare to shrooms?

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Not really any difference in effects with truffles....I find them easier to munch though :)

Sounds interesting, I always thought they were stronger so that's good to know

Peep Show

might even see me make a cameo or two

The secret ingredient is crime!!!!

I’ve just run to Windsor

Just started watching 'Spaced' again.

I'm 40 now so it is my generation, but it's really good!

(yup showing my age)

It's on all4. Along with Peep Show (which yeah i like too!)

Don't judge me!

Haha

Cheers BB

Oh my god I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket. :-)

Hahaha, we've all been there!

https://youtu.be/EcfVqsiesmU

I'm in the middle of re-watching Spaced and felt like I had to scroll for hours to find somebody who finally mentioned it! xD

Well I’ll judge you... if I could give 2 upvotes I would, agree with you totally, 2 of my fave ever shows, making me think of hitting Spaced up again...

Thank you - you just reminded me I need to re-watch spaced again!

I was too old for it even back then, but the clever references still tickle me all these years later..

The Wire
The Ozark
Altered Carbon
Arrested Developement
People Just Do Nothing
Peep Show
Trailer Park Boys
Big Mouth
Fargo
Life On Mars
Dark Tourist
The Wolves Of Yellowstone
Utopia
It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
Homeland
The Killing
Punisher
The End Of The Fucking World

This is what I can think of right now; definitely more to add. If anyone wants a little review/opinon or rundown on any of these shows let me know, more than happy. Also let me know what you're in the mood for, or usually like to watch and I can fire back with recommendations

Ah fuck it, nothing better to do, haha

The Wire - best thing ever written. Slow burner due to complication of story, but it is relatable as the war on drugs does not have a start or end to it, and street dealing doesn't just start, therefore you are immediately immersed in the story without even realising. Only figured that out the second time watching it. Also some great visual metaphors throughout. Also note there is no cue music to instigate feelings. All music is from source, i.e. car radio, night club. Only cue music is when Avon enters the lowrisers for the first time

The Ozark - Although breaking bad is good, it's not worth the hype. This is the older cooler brother of breaking bad. Calculated and intense at times. Story is always moving forward with real character progression

Altered Carbon - Absolutely fantastic sci-fi with great visuals and a great story line. Really left me itching to read the book, and I'm not a sci-fi fan

Arrested Development - Intelligent comedy with so much layered jokes you can watch this five times and still find punch lines you never noticed before

People Just Do Nothing - Threw this on not expecting much which is perhaps why I found it to be so good. Off the wall characters made completely believable by the actors playing the parts. Excellent idea, excellent execution.

Peep Show - This is a classic, you need to watch this

Trailer Park Boys - Another classic everyone here should be able to relate to

Big Mouth - Great for a background watch, but really funny and does take you back to your teenage years at times, haha

Fargo - Beautiful cinematography, great story captured very close to the original film. Billy Bob absolutely shines in this role in season one

Life On Mars - Made in early naughties, but just as relevant as today

Dark Tourist - good short run of a different kind of travel show. The kind of travel I like too

The Wolves Of Yellowstone - Nature documentary that has a story line Walt Disney would be proud of. Really makes you realise the balance of nature

Utopia - Such an underrated British TV series

It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia - Great zany show about dysfunctional friends who live in their own world, and drink in their own pub causing all kinds of ridiculous antics

Homeland - Great series that will always have you wondering what, or who is next

The Killing - Only recommend the first seasons. It drags you along on the witch hunt convincing you you know the answer

Punisher - About time they stuck to the gritty comic. Refreshing that this i not aimed at kids and fattening wallets.

The End Of The Fucking World - Two out there teens who decide to adventure together with, maybe, disastrous consequences

Peep show one of my all time favs and can't to wrong with arrested development what a classic

Sad that they never manager to run the show normally... And probably we won't se another season ever :( love arrested development

Peep show and shameless uk!!

Currently halfway through the first series of Altered Carbon after reading this thread and seeing your recommendation. I'm a PhilipKDick fan and I'm really enjoying it, cheers 👍

Dark on Netflix. German show about time travel set in a village where kids keep going missing every 33 years. Stunning production values, really intricately plotted, three series, all ties together. Loved it. Has an English dub but the German audio with subtitles is best.

Dark is a masterpiece. Watching S2 whilst really baked was transcendent

Better call saul is must after braking baf.

100% but do you think you could watch them the other way round and it’s all still as good? As I really do, integrated them amazingly well.

Watched breaking bad, thought it was good, maybe a little over hyped, better call saul never really appealed to me, maybe I should try the 1st few episodes.

Cheers

I think it is better than braking bad

Yeah I agree, I liked BB a lot but I came to it a bit late and like UKgrower hearing the hype maybe expected too much. Better call Saul I didn’t expect much of at all, didn’t think it’d get past Series 1 but now I think it’s better than BB.

Defo watch Saul.
Really new is Gangs of London, not too bad. The fight scenes are brutal.

If you enjoyed Breaking Bad, then give Better Call Saul a go. I always thought he stole every scene he was in during Breaking Bad.

End of the fucking world is really good. Strange and offbeat which I like. With some characters that don’t give a fuck. And it’s British and very relatable (even though it’s about a lad that thinks he’s a psychopath haha).

The Wire ...

Best show ever made.

Hum.....

this man knows.....

If you want a Change and a Tons of one line bombs to drop at work or with your mates there is only one place to go
"Letter Kenny" it will almost make you want to live there
10ply/Sally/Hard No and Bonny McMurryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And if you want some of the best swearing on telly "The Thick of IT" / In The Loop
You will never watch a MP without Laughing again The Thick of it is almost a Documatary
Malcom Tucker is a
Best name calling every "Fuckbob Shitpants"

Sorry about the spelling
I am just dislexick @is there a strain that will help with this???

not a change if you just left that trailer park

My favourite show of all time is Bojack Horseman, trust me, give it a chance

Rick & morty puts any animated series in a corner sorry :p

Still Game

Gomorrah if you dont mind subtitles, its an Italian crime show set in Naples. Simply brilliant.

Murphys law
Stargate universe, SG1, Atlantis
Firefly
The Expanse
Oz
Banshee
Person of interest
The shield
Hetty Wainthropp investigates

Gomorrah is the shit man, one of my all time favs
Oz is a downer but an awesome show

Ozark
Better call Saul
The wire
Boardwalk empire
Sopranos

Just watched Gangs of London which was banging
Chernobyl was a masterpiece

Yean Gomorrah is probably my number 1 show, the setting, actors, story... superb. Cant wait to watch the Ciro Di Marzio movie too.

Wow I didn’t even know that was a thing? When’s that out?

L'Immortale or the Immortal is the name, was out last year in Italy. Have tried to find out when its out in the UK but no joy yet

Nice one man, I’ll deffo keep my eyes open for that one.

Its on sky atlantic now mate, its certainly worth a watch an sets up the next season of Gomorrah nicely

Literally just finished watching brassic 2 and Save me Too. Both class. Surely everyone on here has watched Brassic.....!!!?

I do, doesn't quite hit the levels that Shameless did back in the day but still a lot of fun. Plus it's good to hear actual accents on TV instead of just American lol

Have you ever watched Travellers? (if you was a fan of stargate back in the day this will interest you) or if your a sci fi fan, Very good story telling and actors (Canadian)

Another one for the list, cheers.

Just spotted the Ricky Garvacie ( sp ) afterlife season 2 is out, thought the 1st series was decent, so that's another to easy the lock down shit TV

Emmerdale or Loose Women. The News at ten is good too.

the queens gambit!

Some of the things I've enjoyed are:
The Boys
Vikings
100
Only fools and horses
Into the Badlands
Breaking Bad
Picard
Game of Thrones ( Except the last season which I found terrible )
Star Trek The next Generation - Deep Space Nine
Stargate Atlantis
Treadstone

*The Queen's Gambit- short series (one season only) but good storyline
*Lie To Me
*The Mentalist
*Sherlock

Succession

It’s a the best show in years imo

Ozark

Ifyou seen BB, definitely watch Better Call Saul.
Comedy? The Office US and then Parks n Recreation. Or maybe Shameless US? Little Britain it's always great company.
If you seen Broadwalk E, you probably have seen the sopranos. If not its a MUST! Ive been watching House of Cards and it's quite nice too.
Maybe 6 feet under, Weeds, Dexter, Chuck, My name it's Earl??
Cience? COSMOS!!! A mind blowing and mind opening cience series. Everyone should watch it before they die. Either the original and first with Carl Sagan (it might not have the best visual representations but Carl its Carl) or the new Neil Tyson.
In to some stand ups? George Carlin is a must, the young Carlin to the old political Carlin.
I would also like to give a shout out to my Spanish Fellows on THE Money Heist.

Orphan black! one of my favourites.. the wire.. Russian doll..cynical,funny. end of the fucking world. Money heist.. prison break..cleverly written. Better call Saul if you enjoyed breaking bad.

Rick and Morty and weed is my favourite combination. Snoop dog’s talk show on YouTube is hilarious to watch as-well.
I find American horror story hilarious, but only when I’m high, otherwise it’s pretty terrifying lol.

Films : seven psychopaths is a must watch, requiem for a dream and pulp fiction, all time faves. and I did write a detailed review and much more but it was deleted :/

Top Boy. Absolute banger. Uk breaking bad/scarface perhaps.

Yo UK Grower. I have just discovered Channel Zero on StarZplay, prime add on. It’s a really good horror series, twisted stuff, defo a bit freaky.