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'Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up.'
Terrence Mckenna
If you're here you know the score.
Mushrooms can help all manner of life's ailments but must be respected.
All mushrooms sold here are sold with the hope that you will focus on the importance of mindset and setting.
Buy a hammock, be safe and surrender.
My mushrooms are all homegrown,
Indoors and dried, soon as they are picked. Each batch sells out about as quickly as it grows so mushrooms arrive at you no longer than a month from picking.
All bud is exactly as described. Any issues or any questions hit me up, feedback always appreciated and taken on board. Absolutely no substitutions will happen without discussing it.
Edibles are all homemade and contain what they say, no nasties, no nonsense. Anything described as fountaining FECO will produce a mellow, therapeutic high whilst those containing distillate will be more intense and better off taken slowly.
RSO is homemade and strains vary, please message with requests or questions.
All messages answered, always happy to help. Mush love.

Please ensure all orders contain a first name and surname as this aids stealth of delivery. Please be aware that orders submitted with just one name or obviously fake names are likely to be cancelled.
Cut off times day 1pm but
In most cases orders paid in
Full will be posted same day.
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I absolutely hate the fake packaging for vapes, edibles and cali everyone is buying on DH gate. I hate them because they are fake but… they look sexy.
So I’ve used the bags but I’m being honest. That’s ok right?
Inside each one is two squares of insanely strong fruity pebble cereal bars.
Made with imported cereal that probably cost more than the distillate inside!
Made with pure distillate and my THC coconut oil these are crunchy, sweet and super strong. Honestly, go slow. I’m not exaggerating when I say these things are super strong. Start with one small bite and wait an hour or so.
🔔 🔔🔔version 2 - now with more marshmallow. After feedback, and an evening watching, the surprisingly fantastic new WONKA, I’ve updated the fluffification and made these double delicious 🍭
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You would not believe the amount of tries this has taken to get right. But FINALLY I’ve cracked it (insert evil villain laughter here).
These love hearts not only taste great but man are they mellow.
Made with my own FECO they have the benefit of being a full spectrum edible which means you get all the medicinal goodness and not just the high of the THC! Basically the modern version of gummy vitamins for the stressed out youth of 2024.
50mg per sweet. Usual edible warnings apply, take your time between doses and don’t expect an off ramp, strap in for the ride!
For those of you that claim to be immune to edibles it may be due to stomach acidity. Pop an antacid and see if that helps.
More shapes to come and bulk pricing available on request.
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You asked, and we've delivered. Get ready for an exceptional vaping experience with our top of the range new product. No gimmicks, no fuss, no fake packaging, just pure, clean, therapeutic satisfaction.

Discover the excellence of our 1ML disposable vape pens, meticulously crafted with a potent 95% THC D9 Distillate and enriched with Terpenes. These pens are designed to provide you with the ultimate vaping pleasure. Sleek looking and guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds. Simply unwrap, inhale, and savor the moment.
If you’re new to vaping THC take it slowly, these hit hard but in my experience have a slight delay.
All vape pens are equipped with a convenient USB-C charging port located at the bottom, ensuring uninterrupted vaping bliss.

*current strain GORILLA GLUE*

Please note that our disposable vape pens do not include a charging cable.
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All homegrown and dried as picked these mushrooms are grown thanks to the online guidance legendary Terrance McKenna, mushroom pioneer.
Terence was an ethnobotanist and advocated for the intelligent use of psychedelics in order to become better people. Given that there’s currently a lot of interest in using psychedelics to treat various mental conditions, it seems pretty clear that he had the right idea.
These are all potent strains guaranteed to give you deep body highs, visuals and insights. Each strain varies in strength and effect and I’m always happy to advise.
Do your own research, focus on set and setting then it’s eye mask on, noise cancelling headphones and a couple of hours alone with infinity.
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3.5 G Pink buffalo (powdered) $30.00 BTC0.000525
3.5 G Golden teacher (powdered) $30.00 BTC0.000525
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New CCELL units for better draw and consistency.
What do you do if you want a good, high quality THC vape that you can guarantee contains only the best ingredients? Well, if you’re me you make them. Please be realistic about expectations.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initial fruity taste and no smell.
This is a homemade product I can stand by. It may not have the fancy packaging of some vapes but it’s stealthy, looks good and hits nicely.
Please be aware this is priced as a low strength, stealth vape for daytime chilling.
For a full, hard hitting high that will have you pushed deep into your sofa have a look at my distillate range.

They come charged and are rechargeable via micro USB (cable not included)
Now also available in 2ml.
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What do you do if you want a good, high quality THC vape that you can guarantee contains only the best ingredients? Well, if you're me you make them. Please be realistic about expectations.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and....nothing else.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by. It may not have the fancy packaging of some vapes but it's stealthy, looks good and hits nicely.

They come charged and are rechargeable via micro USB (cable not included)
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FECO, short for "full extract cannabis oil," is a dense and dark-colored oil known for its incredible potency and therapeutic benefits. This particular FECO is derived from Girl Scout Cookies strain, using the mind-blowingly strong Spyritus Polish Vodka for extraction. Through a meticulous process, all alcohol is evaporated, resulting in a beautiful oil rich in THC.

Unlike RSO, this FECO has a slightly lighter consistency and is not as sticky. Both FECO and RSO are powerful full spectrum oils that encompass the properties of more than 400 different phytonutrients. These oils contain essential vitamins, minerals, antioxidants, terpenes, and a wide range of cannabinoids beyond THC and CBD.

Now, thats the science bit.

Apart from its therapeutic applications, FECO can also be used to create delectable edibles. Just a single syringe of this oil can yield ten batches of 200ml gummies, brownies, or any other treat you desire. If you're interested, feel free to reach out for some mouthwatering recipes!

Although this has been a test run that has filled my house with a pungent aroma and upset my wife, the results have been worth it. Adding a few drops of this FECO to a steaming cup of hot chocolate has proven to be a knockout experience for both of us. In the end, the incredible effects justify the unconventional process.
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Microdoses are helping people the world over with issues from anxiety and depression to artistic focus but then you know all this or you wouldn’t be searching for them!
Our capsules are made from homegrown Golden teachers and an epic blend of Changa, Turkey tail, cordyceps and lions mane .2g golden teacher in every cap.
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These bite sized chocolates have 1 full gram of Mckenaii magic mushroom and a dash of RSO.
Perfect as a punchy treat on a day off to aid with creativity or self reflection the little dash of RSO adds a deep body high and allows the mind to roam free.
These are also amazing to mix into warm milk to make a proper chilled out evening hot chocolate. Ideally drunk next to an open fire with a dog at your feet and somebody to love but also alright to neck on a nightbus, you do you.
These are made to order so
If you fancy white chocolate or a change of mushroom strain just message me, always happy to oblige
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5g homegrown B+, picked, dried and made at source, in every bar.
These bars are Strong. Suggested dosage varies on experience.
Be positive is a really visual, relaxed and buzzy strain. Not the deep, introspective high of many mushroom. Great for a walk in the woods, an afternoon in a hammock or chilling with friends.
This is a homemade product, made to order. Storage suggestions are to instantly eat or store in the fridge for up to a week. Any longer and this will
keep perfectly in the freezer.
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In a never ending question to cure your bodies and minds I’ve managed to source some of the finest pure strain RSO around.
Rick Simpson is a marijuana pioneer who began dabbling with creating RSO in an effort to help cure his own cancer.
RSO is now claimed to help anything from depression to joint pain and even cancer itself.
Just .1ml is considered a starting dose but DYOR.
RSO causes a deep, relaxing body high and in smaller doses is perfect for anxiety. It can be taken orally or topically.
I recommend a morning tea with a drop of RSO to start the day right.
Always happy to answer any questions or offer any advice.
Current strains:
Bruce Banner
Girl Scout cookies
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First up from my newest range of home bakes is 100ml of infused coconut oil ‘canna butter’.
Perfect for brownies, cookies, bulletproof coffee or even eating right off the spoon before a stressful meeting!
This is slow infused and double boiled so takes 24 hours to prepare.
Each 100ml pot contains 500mg premium THC extracted from White Runtz.
These bottles are perfect to replace butter & oil in shop bought brownie mix, no cheffery needed!
Solid at room temperature a quick whizz in the microwave will have these liquid and ready to go and they’re organic, vegan, gluten free, basically a step away from holiness.
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🚨New version🚨 extra strength. All profits from sales of bottled oil go to charities helping humanitarian efforts in Gaza.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by.
Fill you own vape or have a look at my refill kits. Stay high, save the planet. 🌎❤️
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THC 19%
CBG 1%
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Mimosa, also known as "Purple Mimosa," is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Clementine (70% saliva) with Purple Punch (30% indica). This strain produces happy, level-headed effects that will leave you feeling uplifted and motivated enough to take on any mundane task. In large doses, Mimosa may make you feel sleepy and relaxed. This strain has a strong aroma and flavor that reminds you of its namesake, with notes of fruit and citrus flavors bursting through.
Medical marijuana patients choose this strain to help relieve symptoms associated with depression and stress.

FEELINGS
Energetic
Uplifted
Focused

STRAIN FLAVOURS
Orange
Citrus
Grapefruit

MIMODA TERPENES

The most abundant terpene in Mimosa is myrcene, followed by pinene and caryophyllene.

Myrcene (herbal)
Pinene (pine)
Caryophyllene (pepper)

This mimosa is UK grown, organic and completely nonsense free.
Of course I’m completely biased but this is a top quality smoke at a competitive price.
Shipped with triple layer stealth, same day if ordered before 3pm.
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THC 21%
CBG 1%.

Gelato #41 is a hybrid strain that is high in THC and offers a heavy, relaxing body high without clouding the mind. Gelato 41 is made by crossing Sunset Sherbert and Thin Mint Cookies. This strain has buds that grow in an array of colors, from light green to purple, with trichomes that put out a sweet and earthy aroma alongside hints of lavender and pine. New consumers should know that Gelato 41 is potent and the high is best reserved for those looking for a new heavy hitter. This strain comes from the Cookies Family in California. 


FEELINGS
relaxed
creative
aroused

STRAIN FLAVOURS
lavender
pepper
berry

TERPENES
The most abundant terpene in Gelato #41 is caryophyllene, followed by limonene and myrcene.
Caryophyllene (pepper)
Spicy, peppery terpene that may have anti-inflammatory benefits.
Limonene (citrus)
Myrcene (herbal)

As with all my UK weed this is the best quality, organic bud around. No nonsense, no nasties posted with tripe layer stealth, same day of ordered before 3pm.
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THC 24%
CBG 1%
The Gushers hybrid strain is a cross between Gelato #41 and Triangle Kush. This strain received its name due to its scent and flavor that mimics sweet and fruity candy. It produces a sweet and sour tropical kick with a light herbal undertone.
When you lay your eyes on the Gushers strain you’ll notice its cured nuggets tend to be long and olive green with patches of bright green scattered throughout along with thin winding amber pistils.
Fans of Gushers marijuana have explained its effects can be great for relieving their anxiety and depression as it has helped calm their racing thoughts. Others say they've used Gushers weed for lazy days as it relaxed their muscles and allowed their mind to wander freely.

Taste & Smell
* Earthy
* Fruity
* Sour
* Sweet
Effects
* Calm
* Tingly

Another banging UK organic strain. Something a little bit special and a limited edition…for now.
Grown with nothing but love containing no nasties.
Sent with triple layer stealth same day if ordered before 3pm.
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THC 21%
CBG 1%

Bruce Banner, also known as "Banner" and "OG Banner," is a hybrid weed strain with dense nugs and THC content that packs a punch. Bruce Banner might be best known as the alter-ego of comic book hero The Incredible Hulk, but maybe he wouldn't be such a stressed-out ball of anger if he just had some of his namesake weed strain. Bruce Banner is potent, averaging a 21% THC level. If you're new to smoking Bruce Banner, expect the effects to be strong and to come on quickly before dissipating into a euphoric and creative high. The effects of Bruce Banner will linger in the head and may provide body relaxation. Bruce Banner is a bud best enjoyed during the daytime. This strain was originally bred by Dark Horse Genetics from a cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. Bruce Banner buds offer a diesel aroma with sweet undertones. This strain does have three main phenotypes, one of which is Bruce Banner #3.


FEELINGS
Creative
Energetic
Euphoric

STRAIN FLAVOURS

Strawberry
Diesel 🤤
Tea

TERPENES

The most abundant terpene in Bruce Banner is caryophyllene, followed by myrcene and limonene.

Caryophyllene (pepper)
Spicy, peppery terpene that may have anti-inflammatory benefits.

Myrcene (herbal)

Limonene (citrus)

This ‘come into my hands’ priced as Cali ‘bottom shelf’. I’ll do the same with the caveat that I’m passing on the savings to you. That being said, I think this is a smoke worthy of the hulk himself and if you all agree I’ll just put the price up 😂
Sent, same day, if ordered before 3pm with triple layer stealth.
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Spring cleaning
I’ll be shutting up shop for a couple of weeks, on Wednesday. I could lie and say this is because I have an extravagant, romantic Valentine’s Day planned but the truth is I’ll be streamlining, harvesting and honing my products as well as setting up a purpose built grow room and kitchen.
I’ll also be returning with what I consider an exceptional offering of the finest UK grown, organic bud.
Keep your eyes peeled because I’ll be launching with some eye watering offers and giveaways.
It’s been an amazing few months here and I’ve learnt so much.
Any requests or suggestions for strains you wanna see appreciated.
🍄❤️RDR
Brand new batch of RSO
Canna chocolate Brownie
Fred Flinstoned
Bing Bong….Bargain
Freebies 🍫
New years revolution ✊🏻
Magical Melmac
New year, New You. *GIVEAWAY*
New D9 distillate vape.
Cinnamon & Caramel Canna-Blondies
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