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'Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up.'Terrence Mckenna
If you're here you know the score.
Mushrooms can help all manner of life's ailments but must be respected.
All mushrooms sold here are sold with the hope that you will focus on the importance of mindset and setting.
Buy a hammock, be safe and surrender.
My mushrooms are all homegrown,
Indoors and dried, soon as they are picked. Each batch sells out about as quickly as it grows so mushrooms arrive at you no longer than a month from picking.
All messages answered, always happy to help. Mush love.
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Keep your energy levels up and your mood festive this year with this amazing Xmas calendar.
Based on Stamets stack this is a 4 days on, 3 days off microdose calendar with a treat a day.
Each microdose day includes a chocolate with .2g Mckenaii mushroom infused.
The three off days will have an RSO infused chocolate with an organic mushroom mix of chaga, turkey tail, cordyceps and lions mane to keep you chilled and relaxed amongst the chaos of shopping, wrapping of Xmas hangovers!
Xmas day itself has a bumper 1g Mckenaii mushroom, RSO infused choc to make for an epic Christmas treat or to keep for a couple of days and aid in recovery!
I can only probably be bothered to make 10 of these. Free delivery 🍄🍄🎅🏼🎅🏼
Based on Stamets stack this is a 4 days on, 3 days off microdose calendar with a treat a day.
Each microdose day includes a chocolate with .2g Mckenaii mushroom infused.
The three off days will have an RSO infused chocolate with an organic mushroom mix of chaga, turkey tail, cordyceps and lions mane to keep you chilled and relaxed amongst the chaos of shopping, wrapping of Xmas hangovers!
Xmas day itself has a bumper 1g Mckenaii mushroom, RSO infused choc to make for an epic Christmas treat or to keep for a couple of days and aid in recovery!
I can only probably be bothered to make 10 of these. Free delivery 🍄🍄🎅🏼🎅🏼
1 Each Microdose calendar
$70.00
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Feedback taken on board. Strength doubled. These had been re infused and turbo charged for the same great price.
What do you do if you want a good, high quality THC vape that you can guarantee contains only the best ingredients? Well, if you’re me you make them. Please be realistic about expectations.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by. It may not leave the fancy packaging of some vapes but it’s stealthy, looks good and hits nicely.
They come charged and are rechargeable via micro USB (cable not included)
Feedback taken on board. Strength doubled. These had been re infused and turbo charged for the same great price.
What do you do if you want a good, high quality THC vape that you can guarantee contains only the best ingredients? Well, if you’re me you make them. Please be realistic about expectations.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by. It may not leave the fancy packaging of some vapes but it’s stealthy, looks good and hits nicely.
They come charged and are rechargeable via micro USB (cable not included)
1 Each Black stealth Vape
$35.00
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Microdoses are helping people the world over with issues from anxiety and depression to artistic focus but then you know all this or you wouldn’t be searching for them!
Our capsules are made from homegrown Golden teachers and an epic blend of Changa, Turkey tail, cordyceps and lions mane .2g golden teacher in every cap.
Our capsules are made from homegrown Golden teachers and an epic blend of Changa, Turkey tail, cordyceps and lions mane .2g golden teacher in every cap.
10 .2g
$26.00
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20 .2g
$43.00
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30 .2g
$60.00
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These bite sized Santa chocs have .5g of Mckenaii magic mushroom and are made with RSO infused THC coconut oil.
Perfect as a punchy microdose on a day off to aid with creativity or self reflection the little dash of RSO adds a deep body high and allows the mind to roam free.
These are also amazing to mix into warm milk to make a proper chilled out evening hot chocolate. Ideally drunk next to an open fire with a dog at your feet and somebody to love but also alright to neck on a nightbus, you do you.
These are made to order so
If you fancy white chocolate or a change of mushroom strain just message me, always happy to oblige
Perfect as a punchy microdose on a day off to aid with creativity or self reflection the little dash of RSO adds a deep body high and allows the mind to roam free.
These are also amazing to mix into warm milk to make a proper chilled out evening hot chocolate. Ideally drunk next to an open fire with a dog at your feet and somebody to love but also alright to neck on a nightbus, you do you.
These are made to order so
If you fancy white chocolate or a change of mushroom strain just message me, always happy to oblige
1 Each Magic Milk chocolate
$7.00
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5 Each Magic milk choc
$30.00
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10 Each Magic milk choc
$55.00
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All the bang of regular Albino penis envy but with the added benefit of dropping spores (very important in this game)
You won’t find these in the world, they are a shining example of man’s ability to mess with nature and play god. Sometimes we get it right!
These are considered some of the most potent mushrooms out there. As such they are not for beginners. These have the ability to overwhelm if taken in the wrong set and settings be safe, go deep, be free.
These also make a sensational addition to your microdose game. See my listing below. I find the deep euphoric high from APES always makes me want to head to the woods to connect with nature.
You won’t find these in the world, they are a shining example of man’s ability to mess with nature and play god. Sometimes we get it right!
These are considered some of the most potent mushrooms out there. As such they are not for beginners. These have the ability to overwhelm if taken in the wrong set and settings be safe, go deep, be free.
These also make a sensational addition to your microdose game. See my listing below. I find the deep euphoric high from APES always makes me want to head to the woods to connect with nature.
3.5 G ALBINO P ENVY (revert) powder
$35.00
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All homegrown and dried as picked these mushrooms are named after the legendary Terrance McKenna, mushroom pioneer.
Terence was an ethnobotanist and advocated for the intelligent use of psychedelics in order to become better people. Given that there’s currently a lot of interest in using psychedelics to treat various mental conditions, it seems pretty clear that he had the right idea.
These are a potent strain guaranteed to give you deep body highs, visuals and insights.
Maybe it’s just good marketing, is it all in the name, but these are one of my go to mushrooms for a sensory deprivation session. Eye mask on, noise cancelling headphones and a couple of hours alone with infinity.
Terence was an ethnobotanist and advocated for the intelligent use of psychedelics in order to become better people. Given that there’s currently a lot of interest in using psychedelics to treat various mental conditions, it seems pretty clear that he had the right idea.
These are a potent strain guaranteed to give you deep body highs, visuals and insights.
Maybe it’s just good marketing, is it all in the name, but these are one of my go to mushrooms for a sensory deprivation session. Eye mask on, noise cancelling headphones and a couple of hours alone with infinity.
3.5 Grams Powdered
$35.00
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4g homegrown B+, picked, dried and made at source, in every bar.
These bars are Strong. Suggested dosage varies on experience.
Be positive is a really visual, relaxed and buzzy strain. Not the deep, introspective high of many mushroom. Great for a walk in the woods, an afternoon in a hammock or chilling with friends.
This is a homemade product, made to order. Storage suggestions are to instantly eat or store in the fridge for up to a week. Any longer and this will
keep perfectly in the freezer.
These bars are Strong. Suggested dosage varies on experience.
Be positive is a really visual, relaxed and buzzy strain. Not the deep, introspective high of many mushroom. Great for a walk in the woods, an afternoon in a hammock or chilling with friends.
This is a homemade product, made to order. Storage suggestions are to instantly eat or store in the fridge for up to a week. Any longer and this will
keep perfectly in the freezer.
$40.00
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Homegrown and dried at source.
These B+ are a strong buzzy strain that provokes bright visuals and a light, happy mood.
As ever, dosages vary but do your own research. Always happy with tips for trips, feel free to message.
These B+ are a strong buzzy strain that provokes bright visuals and a light, happy mood.
As ever, dosages vary but do your own research. Always happy with tips for trips, feel free to message.
1 3.5g Powdered B+ (be positive)
$30.00
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Homegrown and dehydrated as picked.
Pink buffalo are a traditional Thai cubensis variant.
On the potent side of cubensis with trip reports emphasising euphoria.
Pink buffalo are a traditional Thai cubensis variant.
On the potent side of cubensis with trip reports emphasising euphoria.
3.5 G Powdered
$30.00
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Home grown and dehydrated as picked.
One of the most popular shrooms in demand today.
Is this because its name so perfectly captures its nature? Light, golden caps and a deep introspective high.
A classic mushroom for hashing out what’s in your mind. Perfect for a solo deep dive.
One of the most popular shrooms in demand today.
Is this because its name so perfectly captures its nature? Light, golden caps and a deep introspective high.
A classic mushroom for hashing out what’s in your mind. Perfect for a solo deep dive.
3.5 Gram Powdered
$35.00
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In a never ending question to cure your bodies and minds I’ve managed to source some of the finest pure strain RSO around.
Rick Simpson is a marijuana pioneer who began dabbling with creating RSO in an effort to help cure his own cancer.
RSO is now claimed to help anything from depression to joint pain and even cancer itself.
Just .1ml is considered a starting dose but DYOR.
RSO causes a deep, relaxing body high and in smaller doses is perfect for anxiety. It can be taken orally or topically.
I recommend a morning tea with a drop of RSO to start the day right.
Always happy to answer any questions or offer any advice.
Current strains:
Amnesia haze
White widow
Girl Scout cookies
Rick Simpson is a marijuana pioneer who began dabbling with creating RSO in an effort to help cure his own cancer.
RSO is now claimed to help anything from depression to joint pain and even cancer itself.
Just .1ml is considered a starting dose but DYOR.
RSO causes a deep, relaxing body high and in smaller doses is perfect for anxiety. It can be taken orally or topically.
I recommend a morning tea with a drop of RSO to start the day right.
Always happy to answer any questions or offer any advice.
Current strains:
Amnesia haze
White widow
Girl Scout cookies
1 Ml Choice Of Strain
$40.00
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3 Ml Choice Of Strain
$100.00
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First up from my newest range of home bakes is 100ml of infused coconut oil ‘canna butter’.
Perfect for Halloween brownies, cookies, bulletproof coffee or even eating right off the spoon before a stressful meeting!
This is slow infused and double boiled so takes 24 hours to prepare.
Each 100ml pot contains 500mg premium THC extracted from White Runtz.
These bottles are perfect to replace butter & oil in shop bought brownie mix, no cheffery needed!
Solid at room temperature a quick whizz in the microwave will have these liquid and ready to go and they’re organic, vegan, gluten free, basically a step away from holiness.
Perfect for Halloween brownies, cookies, bulletproof coffee or even eating right off the spoon before a stressful meeting!
This is slow infused and double boiled so takes 24 hours to prepare.
Each 100ml pot contains 500mg premium THC extracted from White Runtz.
These bottles are perfect to replace butter & oil in shop bought brownie mix, no cheffery needed!
Solid at room temperature a quick whizz in the microwave will have these liquid and ready to go and they’re organic, vegan, gluten free, basically a step away from holiness.
1 100ml 500mg THC coconut oil
$35.00
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🚨New version🚨 extra strength. All profits from sales of bottled oil go to charities helping humanitarian efforts in Gaza.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by.
Fill you own vape or have a look at my refill kits. Stay high, save the planet. 🌎❤️
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by.
Fill you own vape or have a look at my refill kits. Stay high, save the planet. 🌎❤️
1 10ml White Runtz vape oil
$60.00
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Magical microdose advent calendar *Giveaway*
Sorry to spam the chat but I’m on a roll this week.
Hot on the heels of my festive Santa chocs it came to me in a fit of creativity that I should make advent calendars. So I have. Based on the Stamets stack these calendars include 4 days on (.2g microdose choc) and 3 days off (RSO & medicinal mushroom choc) and are designed to make your brain fire and your immune system recover from the excesses of Xmas.
A pain in the arse to make and too big for a postbox these are wildly impractical but I wanted one so figured someone else would too.
To get the ball rolling I’ve got one of these monstrosities to give away. Winner will be announced Sunday.
All you need to do to win is tell me what you’ve asked Santa for this year (maybe I’ll be able to help) and the winner will get picked at random via random.org Sunday evening.
https://littlebiggy.com/link/5SxQ6N
Hot on the heels of my festive Santa chocs it came to me in a fit of creativity that I should make advent calendars. So I have. Based on the Stamets stack these calendars include 4 days on (.2g microdose choc) and 3 days off (RSO & medicinal mushroom choc) and are designed to make your brain fire and your immune system recover from the excesses of Xmas.
A pain in the arse to make and too big for a postbox these are wildly impractical but I wanted one so figured someone else would too.
To get the ball rolling I’ve got one of these monstrosities to give away. Winner will be announced Sunday.
All you need to do to win is tell me what you’ve asked Santa for this year (maybe I’ll be able to help) and the winner will get picked at random via random.org Sunday evening.
https://littlebiggy.com/link/5SxQ6N
For Christmas this year ….. I would like a stop to this crazy fucked up world and for one brief moment everyone just I don’t know takes a puff of a spliff or a nice trip and just realise it’s ok to chill!
First answer an probably the one!
Nice one man and we’re all wishing for the same.
Your ‘random’ number is 1
Nice one man and we’re all wishing for the same.
Your ‘random’ number is 1
Now less than £600 so if the beardy bastard doesn’t cough for it this year (3rd request!) there’s more than just mince going in his pie!😡🎅
Great work guys😍
Great work guys😍
You have no idea the hatred I have for Lego. Love the concept but I’m a man with sausage fingers and a lack of patience. I’ll not be outbidding you on this, it’s all yours!
Number 7
Number 7
Nice one Polly!
Reminds me of the countless hours I spent drooling over the Palitoy Millenium Falcon as a kid :-)
Cheers
Reminds me of the countless hours I spent drooling over the Palitoy Millenium Falcon as a kid :-)
Cheers
Superb Lego set: the Falcon at scale!
Not like all those dodgy replicas - Palitoy included - where you could only have ONE figure in the cockpit.
If you use "the Bay", they go for around 500£ new.
Bit of synchronicity as one lucky guy got one for 453£ today!
At least one every month on the Bay still shrink wrapped: this lends me to think that people buy it for the collector factor and end up having second thoughts.
I bet you some will pop up on the Bay after Xmas.
Not like all those dodgy replicas - Palitoy included - where you could only have ONE figure in the cockpit.
If you use "the Bay", they go for around 500£ new.
Bit of synchronicity as one lucky guy got one for 453£ today!
At least one every month on the Bay still shrink wrapped: this lends me to think that people buy it for the collector factor and end up having second thoughts.
I bet you some will pop up on the Bay after Xmas.
You have no idea the hatred I have for Lego. Love the concept but I’m a man with sausage fingers and a lack of patience. I’ll not be outbidding you on this, it’s all yours!
Number 7
Number 7
You have no idea the hatred I have for Lego. Love the concept but I’m a man with sausage fingers and a lack of patience. I’ll not be outbidding you on this, it’s all yours!
Number 7
Number 7
Ha. That’s perfect. It said it hadn’t sent and I really really wanted to make that point so just kept hammering send 😂
Oof, dunno how on board I am with this one. My pasty skin and mushroom hunting instincts were made for an eternal autumn but I’ll sit by the fire and share a smoke or two if it helps!
Random Number 3
Random Number 3
Im hoping Santa will invite me for a festive threeway with him and Mrs Claus!
Ive been a good boy.
Ive been a good boy.
That’s your mistake. You need to be a naughty boy for that one to come true 😉
Number 4 👍🏻
Number 4 👍🏻
Damn, you're right I didnt think it through!
Thanks for the competition and good luck Biggas 👊🏻
Thanks for the competition and good luck Biggas 👊🏻
Yeah, not gonna be able to help with this one but if you promise to share some I’ll wish upon a star in MrChuff’s honour 😂
Random number 2
Random number 2
Turns out the correct answer was cocaine and prostitutes all along.
Welll done jimpanzee and thank you to everyone for your laughs, your kindness and for taking part 🍄🫶🏻
Welll done jimpanzee and thank you to everyone for your laughs, your kindness and for taking part 🍄🫶🏻
Oh very nice indeed , thank you very much.
32yr since my last trip and I had the giggles for roughly 3hrs 🙄😂
32yr since my last trip and I had the giggles for roughly 3hrs 🙄😂
😂😂😂
Send me your address and I’ll post it.
I’ll give you a bit more info…worst comes to worst you can potentially swap it for cocaine and hookers ✌🏻
Send me your address and I’ll post it.
I’ll give you a bit more info…worst comes to worst you can potentially swap it for cocaine and hookers ✌🏻
Be realistic and wish for world peace like everyone else. It’s more likely than a life free of moaning 😂😂😂
You’re number 9
You’re number 9
This is a classic. I’ll
Never forget the tears streaming down my dads face one Christmas when I played this!
You’re number 6 you C*nt 😂
Never forget the tears streaming down my dads face one Christmas when I played this!
You’re number 6 you C*nt 😂
More likely something nice to drink as you sit and watch the world burn but I know as long as there’s people like you there’s still hope 🙏🏻
Number 5
Number 5
Love this idea my friend! Haven't thought about it much to be honest, but maybe a pull up bar and a microphone and audio interface to record my vocals with haha. But with the cost of living, fucked government, chronically ill little sister in hospital, the war and many other social issues right now, I feel like now is a time to fight and protest rather than celebrate. This is gonna be a weird christmas for me I reckon. <3
Love that. Not the reasons obviously buy the sentiment. It’s good to remember that Christmas isn’t universally a good
Time, there are those that need our thoughts and a little help too.
Much love and luck x
Number 27
Time, there are those that need our thoughts and a little help too.
Much love and luck x
Number 27
Well this year I’ve asked Santa for a bar of Mr finest chocolate and a coffee grinder for after work (and before ofc) to just unwind✌️🍄
Amazing idea and very good of you. I've not yet been asked what I would like for Christmas, but if I were, I would ask for time with friends and family. And a bottle of brandy. And a slab of hash.
Christmas and brandy, reminds me of my grandad. There was one occasion he tried hash in an effort to help his arthritis too with hilarious effects!
Number 24
Number 24
Be present in the moment, eat good food and purchase from the best vendors. That’s my recipe 🫶🏻
Number 19
Number 19
My slippers got delivered today. Got some breaking in to do and I’m at the stage where I’m not convinced they’re right for me.
You’re number 18 🤞🏻
You’re number 18 🤞🏻
Fairly new to using herbs for medicial purposes so hoping Santa will bring me some new strains to try!
The world is your oyster. Cannot recommend looking into the benefits of medicinal mushrooms enough. Please please please Santa bring me health and vitality 🙏🏻
You’re number 12
You’re number 12
Wow! Not only does that look amazing but you’ve obvs got a big heart and very generous spirit.
I think like most, I’m hoping that Santa will deliver peace to those that are so desperately in need of some!
I think like most, I’m hoping that Santa will deliver peace to those that are so desperately in need of some!
Thanks buddy. Think we all deserve a good one this year. It’s tough knowing there’s so much misery in the world but that means focussing on the beautiful moments with family is all the more important.
You’re number 8 🙏🏻
You’re number 8 🙏🏻
Hey all,
There’s an hour left.
I’ll be doing the random draw at 8pm (GMT)
I’m afraid I don’t know how to stream this or anything but I’ll be posting a screenshot of the result straight after.
Thank you so much for all the love and the amazing answers. I love this community. You guys are the best 🙏🏻
There’s an hour left.
I’ll be doing the random draw at 8pm (GMT)
I’m afraid I don’t know how to stream this or anything but I’ll be posting a screenshot of the result straight after.
Thank you so much for all the love and the amazing answers. I love this community. You guys are the best 🙏🏻
PREACH. Maybe not Xmas but that’s very much my plan for a few hours from now once the draw is done and the little ones are asleep!!!!
Number 29
Number 29
RM to deliver on time. Good luck all. Another great comp as well as to get others looking at other pages than the norm. Nice1 rocket. All the best. Great page
Now this is something we can all agree on. Couple that with lower BTC fees and we’re laughing!
Number 28
Number 28
What a great idea!
I wish for santa this year just for a nice peaceful warm Xmas!
Goodluck everyone ❤️
I wish for santa this year just for a nice peaceful warm Xmas!
Goodluck everyone ❤️
Peaceful would be the best gift of all, I wish you like but I doubt I’ll
Be that lucky myself!!!!
Number 27
Be that lucky myself!!!!
Number 27
I would like Stockport County to win the league (league two), we are currently top of the table so it’s looking good so far… 🤞🏻
Love the gesture mate!
I’m hoping for a Christmas where the noncey lizard people (The Royal Family 😂 ) don’t interrupt my Christmas Day TV viewing at 3PM. We can live in hope!!!
Nah in all seriousness I just want a chilled week or so with loved ones, been a shit year for all of us!
I’m hoping for a Christmas where the noncey lizard people (The Royal Family 😂 ) don’t interrupt my Christmas Day TV viewing at 3PM. We can live in hope!!!
Nah in all seriousness I just want a chilled week or so with loved ones, been a shit year for all of us!
For the love of god do not switch that nonsense on at 3pm.
3pm is for cheesecake, you know, the one you said you absolutely had no space for half hour before… best to get it out the way before dinner arrives🤢
Number 20
3pm is for cheesecake, you know, the one you said you absolutely had no space for half hour before… best to get it out the way before dinner arrives🤢
Number 20
I’ve asked Santa for a happy high Christmas! This will be my first Christmas with my family knowing I’m stoner and it means I can really enjoy the season!
Woooow. That’s liberating it also sounds like a trap. Maybe that’s just me showing my ‘married man’ side though 😂😂😂
Number 16
Number 16
Every year it seems the breakthrough will come. Some incredible work being done by some super smart people so you’ve gotta hope we’re close 🤞🏻
Number 15
Number 15
For Christmas I would like more financial support to mental health services in the most deprived areas of the UK. Having worked for a service within one of the most deprived boroughs of Greater Manchester for the past year it has now been decommissioned leaving those service users without the support they need. All this whilst the fat cats line their pockets from the hundreds of thousands we have proven to have saved the NHS over this time and the lives we have saved.
Sadly this is going to be on
Lots of peoples list.
It’s not just in the field on mental health either. Money is being hoovered up into the pockets of the few across the industries.
Well written comment though, appreciate you.
Number 14
Lots of peoples list.
It’s not just in the field on mental health either. Money is being hoovered up into the pockets of the few across the industries.
Well written comment though, appreciate you.
Number 14
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