Bought on my personal account @redeyejedi25
Delivery 8/10 :
Sent according to vendors timescales, arrived as expected on NDD. Outside of package has some nice stealth bits.
Stealth 10/10 :
As mentioned some nice touches with stealth on the outer packaging, inside was fully vac sealed but nothing squished. Had two different strains here, each was individually sealed really nicely, and labelled. Top marks here.
Holy hell batman! This shit looks like somebody took Scarlett Johannsen, the Olsen twins before surgery and crossed them with a Henry Cavill/Brad Pitt model, I don't think I've seen better looking bud in my life to be honest, no word of a lie.
Crystally as fuck, a bueatiful shade of green with solid, dense nugs, little tinges of orange here and there, breaks apart and grinds up beautifully.
So obviously this is going to be some pricey stuff, but as the rule goes with Cali, the more you pay the more likely you are getting a genuine product and let me say, having sampled real Cali before, this is for sure that top shelf grade. Now in terms of value, this is never going to be a winner or something you can have as a daily driver unless Mr Musk owes you some pennies.
But as a treat, and as one of those to keep in the head stash for every now and then, or to pull out at parties (ooh er missus) to impress.
As you would expect, this stuff is knock out, pure white ash in a pure joint, barely browns in the vape and in a bong it left almost nothing but some white specs. Nugs are solid in the best possible way, while also not being super heavy. Stalks (of which there are barely any) snap clean with no bends.
Well cured and extremely well trimmed (just how Jedi likes it), packaged up to retain its brilliance, really can't say enough good things here.
Smells like heaven, sweet, almost candy but not quite, the sugar cane comes through heavy here over the MAC, although the MAC comes through more on the stone and taste, sweet sweet sweet is the best description of this wonderful flower.
Getting to the bottom of this pure joint I am feeling like being in my PC chair is way too much effort, but so is moving, the indica is strong with this one, reaching for my drink and the crisps fairly soon I would say. Also a little sweaty, so the THC content is for sure high here.
Overall rating: 9/10
This is the daddy, one of the best bits of flower I've had in a long time, no negatives I can really think of other than the price will make it a bit of a hit for some people, but if you have the means, get yourself a treat here before it's gone.
Props to the vendor, not often stuff looks exactly like the pictures, great packaging and sure I will be back for more!
My reviews all start from a value of 0/10, and I see 8 as a bang-on representation of that product, I don't just give 10/10 for no reason, so if my reviews are 8/10 that is very positive and should not be taken as negative.
A product would have to be the best version of itself I have ever seen to get an overall 10/10
As always I have probably smoked a bit before I took pictures.