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Dr Cala
joined may 2023
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We are here to provide our customers with the most divine products at unbeatlable prices.

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On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, the last orders must be placed by 1pm.
There are no dispatches on Saturday.
There are no dispatchers on Sunday.

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    5 reviews
    9.6/10  6 sales  0% disputed
    7 topics on Dr Cala
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    tomatoalec
    Dr Cala’s Giveaway.
    bevbevan1
    by  bevbevan1
    Samples review 💨
    Sample and service review
    angaxiLB
    by  angaxiLB
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    Dr Cala
    "Exclusive Giveaway: 1g Hash + 1g Bud for the First 5 Lucky LB Members!"
    "Calling all cannabis connoisseurs and aspiring comedians! Be the high-llarious star of the show and grab your chance to win 1g of Hash and 1g of Bud in our exclusive giveaway! It's like getting your own personal comedy club delivered to your doorstep. We're searching for the wittiest, most pun-tastic comments to tickle our funny bones. Don't be shy—show us your comedic genius and secure your spot among the first 10 LB members to comment on this thread. Get ready to roll with laughter and cannabis, because this giveaway is no joke! Share your humor and win big!"
    +10
    Stusleeper20vt
    Two Hippies are walking down a railroad track stoned. One Hippie says "This is a really long fucking staircase!" The other Hippie says, "I don't mind the stairs; it's this low fucking handrail that's killing me."
    +2
    Mamadadah18
    Phahha funny that one!
    Shroom Of The Loom
    Thats a picture of my Junior H draw with a .png put over it. Jesus Christ...

    Don't fall for this bollocks...

    SOTL
    +6
    DeadRabb1t
    They mirror imaged the picture too if you put the two side by said it would be like some sort of hash Mandela diagram (think those are right words in correct order)

    Good spot 👍🙌
    +3
    Essemcee
    Does the vendor have a response to this?
    This is going to put people off as using others images scream exit scam to me.
    Why can't you use pictures of your actual product?.
    +2
    Catsbananas
    Just an impartial observer but I can see a few differences… just saying.
    +3
    Shroom Of The Loom
    I'm not sure what you mean here, but I'm 100 percent sure thats my image. He has slightly edited it, mirrored the image so it doesn't look bang on the same but it is indeed a copy of my image. Reported to cleanup anyways so he won't be around for long.

    SOTL
    +3
    Catsbananas
    What’s difficult to understand? Just an impartial observer but I can see a few differences, is all I’m saying! Just playing Devils Advocate.
    +4
    Shroom Of The Loom
    Because he edited it mate... thats why there's a few differences. Anyone can edit a photo, and call it their own. Anyone with their head attached properly can see the similarity between the two.

    SOTL
    +3
    Catsbananas
    Touché. Can’t work out why I asked “What is difficult to understand?”Obtuse/defensive frame of mind at the time, for some reason!
    IF genuine seller with photo editing capabilities then they must have the product and a phone surely, so why not just take their own picture? All very odd.
    +8
    MightyRux
    What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double-jointed.
    +7
    Mamadadah18
    If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time there would be world peace for at least two hours..
    followed by a global food shortage xx
    +7
    tomatoalec
    Why did the baker’s fingers smell?

    Because he kneaded a poo.
    +5
    cloudeater77
    A few years back we had a functioning Cannabis club in the area and I met a very well-padded young woman there.

    We went back to her place and ended up drinking the best part of a bottle of vodka.

    One thing led to another and we ended up in the bedroom. We had a bit of a play and eventually I summoned up the courage to do the deed.

    So I clambered on top and started hammering away, but she couldn't help but notice the pained and anguished look on my face. Suddenly, her mood turned on a dime,

    "It's me, isn't it? You think I'm fat, ugly and disgusting and you can't bear the sight of me, can you?"

    "No, don't be daft!" I replied, still wincing - "but I think your light bulb's burning my arse!"
    +2
    Cr0w
    good ole chubby brown classics
    +2
    Mamadadah18
    Haha lol I like that
    +5
    xanda4100
    Why do duck have feathers on there tails?

    To cover there butt quacks!
    +5
    greenladle
    I was bunning some sweet cherry pie,
    That shit's fire I'm not gonna lie,
    So smooth I don't choke,
    As I puff every toke,
    Blasting to space, fuck me I'm so high
    +5
    SadHomie
    Why did the zebra cross the road?

    Because it was a zebra crossing 🤦‍♂️
    +4
    Cr0w
    Stoner walks into a bar .. Ouch!..
    +5
    Blazin_Esx
    Why did the stoner cross the road?

    He forgot, because short term memory loss.
    +5
    angaxiLB
    I used to smoke everyday but recently I had to take a break because my friends we're telling me that I was getting paranoid.
    Well, I mean, they weren't telling me, but I Know they were thinking it.

    Cheers Dr C
    +4
    SeemsSus
    🚩🕵️‍♂️ something not right about this sellers account. He has copied alot of stuff from other sellers in his listings and descriptions
    +3
    Doobiee
    I think most of the write up is from DR Green thumb. I see sotl had commented aswell saying this is dodgy. I think cleanup borg needs to sort this.
    +5
    dr green thumb
    Mate this has got fuck all to do with DR GREEN THUMB , why on earth would I want to copy SOTLs pictures and use them for our own , it's probably JJ who has got fuck all to do with DR GREEN THUMB anymore
    Shroom Of The Loom
    DGT has since messaged me explaining the situation in detail. I'm 99% sure it is jj5637901, who DGT not long just fucked off... Same descriptions and policy jj5637901 was using. DGT is a massive vendor and has 0 reason to copy our pictures. Big up for messaging us mate and letting us know what was going on, massive respect. 💯

    I'm messaging the borgs with this page, personally. Not something I need knocking about, someone else using my pictures...

    SOTL
    +4
    Doobiee
    Hey man I wasn't saying this has anything to do with you! I was saying it looks like he copied you're page not that they had any affiliation to you're self sorry.
    +4
    Coltman88
    Why did the condom cross the road? Because it got pissed off.

    Apologies it's not weed related but it always gets me.
    +4
    dashing
    I used to smoke weed….I still do, but I also used to.

    Good luck to the biggas and happy vending.
    +5
    bevbevan1
    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
    The bartender says ‘hey you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants’
    The pirate says ‘arr I know it’s driving me nuts’
    +3
    Mamadadah18
    Haha quality. Chuckles!!
    +3
    Lost-odins-eye
    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?……
    Because it was dead.
    +3
    Randomiser
    Once upon a time on LittleBiggy's scene,
    Dr. Cala, a new vendor, was quite keen.
    Their buds, hash, and edibles were all the rage, So potent they could bring down the page.

    One day, a customer named Fred came along, Seeking a high that would be oh so strong.
    He ordered a batch of Dr. Cala's finest stash, smoked it all through, straight up white ash.

    Excitedly, Fred unwrapped another package with glee, Unaware of the potency that was soon to be.
    He rolled up a joint, took a mighty puff,
    And suddenly found his brain turned to fluff.

    In his heightened state, Fred craved some munch, So he reached for Dr. Cala's special edible brunch.
    Little did he know, it was a triple filtered surprise, Sending him on a journey beyond the skies.

    As he devoured the treats with delight,
    Time warped and twisted, oh, what a sight!
    The walls melted like colorful goo,
    And Fred's laughter echoed through and through.

    When the haze finally cleared in the end, Fred realized he had been on a magical bend.

    So remember, dear friends, when you seek a thrill,
    Find Dr. Cala on LittleBiggy's hill.
    But beware, their offerings are not for the weak,
    Prepare for a journey you'll remember, so to speak!
    +5
    Incubus420
    Well done chatgpt
    +2
    Lovethetrees
    Blessed up
    +2
    Barussss1
    What did the Slice of bread say to the toaster??
    I want to be inside u
    +2
    Bouncer
    A carrot a cabbage and a lettuce walk into a bar and the barman says sorry we don't serve food here
    +1
    Barussss1
    Looks 👍
    WiFi
    17 posts by Dr Cala
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